(weakly) at least soto is back tomorrow

THEY WALKED IN A RUN.

nobody blows a three run lead like the mets

how do people live like this
i ask u

the year of objectifying corporate mascots is NOW

lou's insane fucking charisma is so funny

i wish so bad that clip went just a little longer to get the wife coming upstairs and seeing them only for emily to immediately go "he LEFT you" as murph feeds her husband into her mouth like a woodchipper

He was being mean to Beth! 💥😡

#dimension20

putting a sports bra on when you're even slightly damp is a jigsaw type torture puzzle

apologies to the housekeeping at this hotel for bleeding on your towels. cannot control it

every motherfucker is named kael

i love the city so much

ok it's pissing me off too much. i might come back to it later

i hate when a story is aggravating but just interesting enough to keep me reading

I hope I don’t get pissed of cat at the kissing me off factory, it’s Mets version

Me right now.

delicate and beautiful...

what kind of pasta shape would you be

build target...

no huohuo they're not woke

She Is Done

like a reverse snake and otacon bit

Birds of a feather get inked together! 🪶🤍

Raychel and Alivia have a lot in common with Makana and Alika, our pair of non-releasable Laysan albatrosses. 👯‍♀️ In their first week working together, the two aviculturists decided to get matching tattoos of the magnificent birds they care for.

i found you, miss nu udra... get a certificate and bring it back to me

truly an impressive amount of detestable characters in this story. if they don't start getting their asses kicked soon i might drop it

tits are starting to hurt....

literally it's so fucking annoying 😭 like i'm playing this on a screen like a foot away and i'm STILL leaning in to squint at the text

we had a good streak going but my car won't start again. it's not even cold

muscle memory is so crazy

yay please let's play worms soon

are you up playing with that worm