They only need a little bit to get over the finish line now.
Posts by Michelle Jones
Text on the Walgreens security gate saying the nearest 24 hour pharmacy is in Florence Kentucky. We are in Louisville Kentucky.
You know what Walgreens? I don’t think I will go to Florence but thanks for the suggestion.
I have to hate the Valks now for trading her away!
rimonoroni Follow christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate.... the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what rimonoroni Follow #what? look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3
I love the Talmud
Louisville loves Bev!
Alright Bev! 👏🏼
For my Coke Zero (and ugh Diet Coke) fans: Kroger has buy 3, get 3 free on 12 packs right now cc @joedunman.bsky.social
Sorry Mel, I'm going to list three because I think probably two of these will be suggested by other people as well so I'm covering my bases!
I Have Found Me a Home - Jimmy Buffett
House of the Rising Son - Nina Simone version
Tear Down the House - The Avett Brothers
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Louisville-area friends! I would love for you to come see my NEW PLAY, opening this weekend at Actors Theatre of Louisville! It’s a shop-at-home party featuring a very ~unexpected~ product. More performances next week at the Conrad-Caldwell House too! Info here: www.tickettailor.com/events/untit...
This seems like the kind of deal that should get at least one, maybe 5 people, fired in Chicago. Atlanta cleaned their clock. I guess Chicago is just like "eh, we already gave up on this season so why not?"
I guess I missed "discourse" about Memphis but we lived there for a year in my mid 20s and we enjoyed it very much. For those of you have known me for a long time it's where we lived when we got Grace and I have the best memories of taking her for long walks on Mud Island.
*points at the sign*
That is some weak ass shit of an apology. I hate him even more now.
"Holdsclaw also consistently reports that she came out when she was 20 or 21, which is to say during her junior year at Tennessee. So, Summitt, confronted with a queer and mentally unstable black athlete, marshalled her considerable resources to make sure she was healthy."
Since Geno is making news for all the wrong reasons, here’s an article that I wrote a decade ago about the GOAT Pat Summitt & what she meant for queer Black women.
www.jezebel.com/pat-summitt-...
“They dismantled UConn with defensive discipline. They flustered Strong and Azzi Fudd into a combined 7-of-31 shooting performance. They closed the game with panache. As Staley described them, they were “unbothered.””
www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...
It’s absolutely absurd that life just keeps going on after such a loss. I’m so sorry.
My wife and I have long been dedicated Geno haters. It’s nice seeing everyone else getting on the same page as us. 😆
FUUUUUUUUUUCK GENO AURIEMMA #NCAAWBB
Former Gamecock 🤝 future Gamecock
Aliyah Boston and Jerzy Robinson celebrating South Carolina’s win over UConn.
Pat was right
Men are too emotional for sports
Man, why are they sooooo good at branding and design stuff?
I was at a coffee shop this morning and a couple walked in, both were wearing black terry cloth bath robes and clogs. And one of them was carrying a tiny yorkie. What on earth is happening in Louisville today?😂😂😂
Same kind of food generally.
Fucking tell 'em!
Would like to point out to the gleeful commentariat that 1. Red/blue is reductive; these states are like 60-40 splits, so a lot of people didn’t vote for this or didn’t vote because they can’t 2. This hits the poorest among us hardest and people don’t just like, deserve to suffer.
We went to the home opener and ended up sitting directly in front of our former suite. Which was completely empty.
I don't know what exact lesson is for a team struggling with attendance but I think there is definitely something to be learned... 2/2