“Some of the president’s advisers were caught off guard that tanker traffic would grind to a halt so quickly after the bombing began, according to a person in contact with the White House.”

Turns out if you have dipshit advisors, they will have dipshit advice.

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Dipshit strikes again.

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

since JD Vance is new to Catholicism, let me explain that when the head Bishop writes a public letter specifically calling out your theological errors and reminding you that the Pope is the Vicar of Christ, that's considered "bad"

there is zero excuse for this

“But first a word from a sponsor…”

*five sponsors later*

“And we’re back.”

The DAT is the key, right? 1997.

I was the local announcer at KC’s NPR affiliate during that show this morning. You sounded great!

Serendipitous that someone reskyed your post into my timeline.

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

portland commute

“I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you as a friend. I wanted to be alone. I wanted to think about how fine everything is.”

*try to. “Try and” is illiterate for a news outlet. This is basic stuff. Basic English. No journalism degree required. I keep seeing this butchering of the language.

Just think about the construction of the sentence. “Try and” is saying they will try, and it will for sure happen.

Weird to write that Microsoft has always followed Apple closely, and mention the Zune, but not the Apple computer GUI that clearly had a bigger impact on Microsoft.

Porting Mac OS X to the Nintendo Wii Mac OS X 10.0 (Cheetah) running natively on the Nintendo Wii

Someone ported Mac OS X to the Nintendo Wii. “Since its launch in 2007, the Wii has seen several operating systems ported to it: Linux, NetBSD, and most-recently, Windows NT. Today, Mac OS X joins that list.” [bryankeller.github.io]

this map is the story of the last 25 years of us foreign policy in its own backyard. and that was before the tariffs.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

What is the opposite of ASMR?

“JD [Vance], would you mind taking over for me down here while I present? Just use your fingers to scoop out his mouth if it seems like he’s choking on puke.”

Hall from Floor 11F (Twisted Suites) in Luigi's Mansion 3 [screenshot of hallway with hexagonal pattern carpet and zigzag floor] Carpet pattern from The Shining, 1980 Floor pattern from the Red Room, Twin Peaks, 1990 Source: Super Mario Wiki user "LgndKing", Reddit user "SuperBrentindo", reddit.com/comments/x0aq3s

A hallway on Floor 11 in Luigi's Mansion 3 references both The Shining and Twin Peaks with its carpet and floor patterns, respectively.

Hegseth Likens Easter Rescue of U.S. Airman to Resurrection of Jesus Christ

Hegseth still a drunk fool.

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www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

Ukraine Ramps Up Attacks on Russian Oil, Aiming to Curb Iran War Windfall

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www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/w...

ICE Agents Detain Newlywed Spouse of Soldier Training to Deploy

“Ms. Ramos had been ordered deported in absentia in 2005, when she was 22 months old.”

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www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/u...

Lol

A racoon holds a button in his hand, looking at Toad. From "A Lost Button" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

A racoon came out from behind a tree. “I heard that you were looking for a button,” he said. “Here is one that I just found.”

“That is not my button!” wailed Toad.

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-fl...

Uh…link? I’m always baffled when people share headlines but not the story.

Hegseth has intervened in military promotions for more than a dozen senior officers The defense secretary’s efforts to block or delay promotions to general or admiral for some officers has raised concerns that he may be targeting them because of race, gender or affiliation with the B...

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

“No problem” needs to leave the lexicon immediately.

“You’re welcome.”

This is basic shit.

Yeah. That was some great camera direction.

A female restaurant owner in a fuchsia top is wearing glasses while Gordon Ramsay questions her about the state of her business.

Ok, that owner got off easy. But now we’ve got this lady who is going to get it for sure, I can tell.