gonna start fartmaxxing
it is when you fart at the exact frequency that it is neither silent nor any old toot, but beautiful beautiful music
and people will care not of the stench
they demand to hear the sweet songs you weave between cheeks
like poor lost sailors entranced by your siren calls
yayy!!😊
I want to write more pathetic losers, Oh, how my heart aches for another Tour Guide, I want to write about someone who sucks so bad 🥺✨
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author
I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
I'm reiterating what other Minnesotans are saying: no matter what the news is reporting, nothing has tangibly changed on the ground. ICE is still out patrolling the streets, they're still looking for people to abduct, and they're still threatening observers. Do not let up the pressure.
Happy birthday!!
Emilia has her arms wrapped around Valentine. Valentine is looking away from the camera and Emilia is staring fiercely into it. In one hand, arm around Valentine's shoulder, Emilia is holding the grip of a pure black sword, which is in the middle of being pulled out of a tattoo on her other forearm, wrapped around Valentine's waist. In front of them is a logo reading "Sunset Phoenix."
A comic panel of an action sequence in a tunnel. In the foreground, a single tire has been stopped on a glowing white square, and the rest of the car has been flung forward by momentum. The car is scratching the roof of the tunnel as it flies through the air. Just out of the car's trajectory is Valentine and Emilia on a motorcycle, driving away.
Valentine is lying down against a white background. Emilia's hand is against the base of Valentine's neck. Valentine is holding Emilia's arm and looking pitifully into the camera. She's in shadow, and rain drops look like stars against her. "I don't want to ruin you" Says a speech bubble pointing to her.
Hiii it's my birthday! If anyone wants to read Sunset Phoenix, my comic about a hapless criminal spy and her immortal crimelord boss being framed for the murder of a rival immortal and hunting down the real killer, that would be a great bday present XOXOXO ♥❤♥❤
finishing up todays episode, listening to 700 elves on repeat
butta butta butta 🐹
happy new year!
why should i work if i could just be writing elaborate multi-page adlib stories?
OMGGGG!!!!😭💕
the upsides to such a small following here is I can say whatever I want
for example
POOP
The Professor✨
character sheet, lanky purple skinned elf with pale blond hair, dark hood, awkwardly ominous presence
Hello #portfolioday
I'm a Canadian freelance illustrator/comic artist, currently working as a WEBTOON creator, I like magic and fairytales and drawing funny faces
LINKS: linktr.ee/m.nires
Love it!!!
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
words and still images do it no justice, it must be animated.
I can't believe I haven't posted about my LOTR Neocitrine fever dream from last year, this must be changed immediately
i cannot believe it, people are using ai images for RECIPES now, IS NOTHING SACRED?!!
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut up. I asked Anubis and he has measured your soul against the the feather of ma'at and found your soul lacking, sentencing you to be devoured by ammit
Warmup ink sketch looking like a DnD adventure crew #DnDcharacters #sketch
Then perish.
