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Posts by Two Strike Noise

I thought it said wrong answers only

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Damn, I just filled up today and now gas prices are sure to go down tomorrow for sure. I'd rather drink gas than watch this team right now

2 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Bitchin' Camero? Am I remembering that correctly?

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

Is that the sole of a shoe? I thought that only happened in Looney Tunes. Boiled shoes, mmmm.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

I bet there's a pardon

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

As a run-starved Mets fans, I spent over 2 minutes watching this on the edge of my seat. And I will probably watch it again to be fair.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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a woman is holding her chest and saying i feel so seen . ALT: a woman is holding her chest and saying i feel so seen .
1 week ago 2 0 0 0

A legend but still not an athlete

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I love the Bananas, but they are in no way a draw that's going to make people find yet another new platform, even if it's free, just to watch a game

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Come on! The baseball history niche is already full! Enough brainworms here already to go around!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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Holy shit! Who cares?!? The season has started, nobody cares about what heart attack any team is serving. Nobody. We're all too busy trying to figure out what network we have to watch to see our team that MLB clearly doesn't want us to see.
Not to mention, this 'thing' looks disgusting.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

You say that until you have to use the restroom the first time.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Didn't the Blazers play the Beers in BasketBall? Either way, I'm so fucking in!

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Never like to see somebody got hurt, but.... Nope not even going to go there. Hopefully he can take some time off.

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a man in a purple shirt is standing in front of a window holding a brush . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing in front of a window holding a brush .

Non-baseball-related but worthy of mentioning.

I just misspelled the word 'citrus' so poorly that it autocorrected to something very different. Straight from a Seinfeld episode. It rhymes with Doloris.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Efficient!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Not saying that's what happened here, but, I've been to enough dances to know how to Dougie.
It's so nice mentally, to see this kind of thing & not stress about it anymore. Somehow, they played baseball before electronic scoreboards. Imagine that!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

There were alot of times I would rely on the team themselves to test in the stadium (because I usually wasn't there unless it was a new venue) and it wouldn't get done no matter how many times I asked/bugged them about it.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

The question that got me in trouble so many times was asking, when there was a problem in-game, was: 'When you tested it before the game per the pre-game checklist, did it work?'
I also knew by their answer that they infact did not do what I asked them to do, probably a week earlier.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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My guess, updated scoring software to include ABS challenges, caused an issue with the linescore. How this wouldn't have been tested thouroughly before Opening Day? Don't know, but I've asked teams to test more important aspects before and it wasn't done.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Oh boy do I! And have I been in that exact situation before? Yes, yes I have. I just manually updated it when this would happen in game, then make sure it was fixed before the next. But, I am also weird & cared about the job way more than I should have & more anybody onsite clearly did.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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A patch to truly celebrate a franchise ruined and a fan base fucked over. Fuck John Fisher for the next 125 years‼️

3 weeks ago 29 5 0 0

You could, mmmm, I don't know, edit the obviously incorrect and frankly stupid post. Or did you fire all the editors?

3 weeks ago 0 1 0 0

Not a huge Chip Carey fan, but the fact he keeps talking about his own teams no-hitter in the middle of said no-hitter is a big win.

3 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

"Bill Nahorodney backwards is pronounced...."

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Still one of my all-time favs. I never miss a chance to do the hump or get busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Growing up in Utah was different. One of my friend's moms found his copy and immediately threw it away.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I forget, who was his sponsor?

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Leadoff HR in first PA with Mariners: Brendan Donovan tonight and Rickey Henderson on 5/20/2000
 
Rickey debuted with SEA on 5/19/2000 as a pinch runner.  He led off the following night with a HR off Tampa Bay’s Esteban Yan

h/t @EliasSports

3 weeks ago 59 5 1 0

This new Matrix reboot is gonna be wild

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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I dont know what he's commenting on, but if it's anything like what he wears on his hat during Pride, I don't want to know. Don't miss him at all.

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