whose dick got hard raise your hand

when you fart so hard you get a little speed boost

it's a schnitzel on a stick

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I wish I could only feel the ground beneath me
Be with me right now
And if I could only keep falling through
Right into your arms
Keep me up into the night
You with me like a blow of light

a knock on the door chile

there's always a fart inside you

clock that chop

OH HELL NAH WHO SAID THAT :3GENDER ISN'T VALID

there's no such thing as biskeexual you either a tweeter or a skeeter

billie chileish

I Feel Pretty / Unpretty (Glee Cast Version) Glee Cast · I Feel Pretty / Unpretty (Glee Cast Version) · Song · 2011

woah... open.spotify.com/track/5BxXVh...

Love you more than those bitches before.

Love you more than those bitches before.

Love you more than those bitches before.

wait this photo is so deep...

girl what fuckin rug

i think skeet is a beautiful name for a baby boy

bjöyves

THE CROWN... THE NEW DIVA CROWN...

WORK IT GIRL GIVE A TWIRL GIVE A TWIRL GIVE A TWIRL GIVE A TWIIIRIRIRIRIRLLL

the ALS ice bucket challenge in 2014:

how i feel after sending a hi tap on grindr

well no um

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Catherine liked high places
High up, high up on the hills
A place for making noises
Like whales
Noises like the whales
Here she built a chapel
With her image
Her image on the wall
A place where she could rest and rest
And a place where she could wash

say clock without moving your tongue