In twelve hours I will not have eaten solid food for a week. Take care of yourselves freunden

It's cool having six days off in a row unless you're just sick and sad the whole time

Bren Gep is here

Who up bluing they sky

Moving the Me + August thing here. Lotta retail friendly funk on the spot

I dunno a green short man with large pointy ears and an impressive bulge for his height

Hi @realmaddox.bsky.social long time first time. Is this infected? Thanks a bunch.

Haha

I'm emotionally connected to salty buttery grits but you are spot on about the cloying saccharine sludge they call sweet tea

Hey everyone what would happen to your mental health if you stopped prioritizing others' good time and went out with yourself

Yawned because I looked at the yawning emoji

Old

Choosing to believe the sky splash screen when opening this app is intentional to give you a chance to breathe deeply before shouting into the void

Did a thing yesterday

Yo necesito una ensalada grande

So is Harrison

All I've really gotten from bluesky is cat pictures and jokes so yes it is better than twixxer

#TWHSWTA #ASOACAF

Mushroom cloud
Dome effect
Impact crater

Really wish we had group chat here

Skeet

crunchy water

#thatdamnriver

#yahtzee is much more difficult with almost twice the character limit

[citation needed]

That's the most Washington thing you've ever said

just learned about skeets

I've done cream cheese phillies

In case you were wondering how many bratwurst I ate yesterday the answer is five