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that popped into my mind at work and i ran to the washroom to post it

me and this boston terrier against the world

dirty talking with an alt girl over walkie talkies call that Radiohead

craving a lobster roll but i come from a bloodline of fishermen so i wouldn’t be caught dead paying market price for one. instead i’ll spend six hours going to the market and making my damn own

i was a divorced dad in a past life

finally putting up some of my ten thousand wall art things

i couldn’t go back but for some reason i think being a server/bartender is way better even though I’ve been treated worse??? but I’m convinced it’s cus I leave with cash immediately so it softens the blow

Empire (Let Them Sing)

dancing like linda belcher rn

open.spotify.com/track/1DbdQp...

i was a sales associate on and off at a couple places for a few years and overall i loved it but I’ve had to fill out two police reports because of how batshit insane the public is to service workers

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

thinking about the regular my boyfriend used to have that would sit up at his bar and make him put Jimmy Neutron on the tvs

my bf just interrupted me impersonating the hockey refs to say i look really beautiful right now 🤺🥰

let’s do ot

I’m grateful to be from the maritimes i love puffins and porpoises but get me a PHANT

i think if I were to ever be up close and personal with a rainforest elephant I’d actually never frown again

picture of a colourful moon

picture of a colourful moon

i love her

looking thru my photos again and found this absolute poetry of a message i had drafted to send to my mother

was just reminded that i was supposed to travel to in-person watch Artemis II launch brb hitting my head against the wall

i know exactly what you mean

rewatching new girl & like luv them but cece should’ve never given schmidt another chance

hate to say I know what she meant though cus i also want sidcros to win it but in a way that Canada also wins

“i just hope the stanley cup comes back to Canada this year-“
“PITSBUUUUUURGGG!!!!!”

zamboner

in canada an erection is called a zamboner

a trip here would heal me

oh fuck yeah bud welcome aboard

i haven’t seen my bio mom since 2020 and the mindset i use is “yes she’s my parent but i was her daughter” cus people really forget that they were the ones with fully developed brains choosing to act like that

ok you got me there