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Posts by Hazen Hammel

I think the various sports involving making animals hurt each other are pretty evil

but if you have to choose just one, golf is more widespread, these days, and uses a lot more irrigation water

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Various lame spinoffs without significant infrastructure or property still exist.

But the organizational backbone of the Fourth Klan is the Republican Party.

As the indictment of the SPLC proves.

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Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda, scowling

Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda, scowling

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Federal Grand Jury Charges Southern Poverty Law Center for Wire Fraud, False Statements, and Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering A Grand Jury in Montgomery, Alabama, today returned an indictment charging the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) with 11 counts of wire fraud, false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspi...

Since the Klan doesn't exist anymore, you'd have to get a leader of one of their successor organizations to acknowledge him

like, say, Todd Blanche?

does this suffice?

www.justice.gov/opa/pr/feder...

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I have great confidence that courts will enforce stuff like who has custody of ballots and machines whenever or wherever it can't affect the outcome

and I think that's how the 2026 midterms will go in most locations

if the vote totals are close, on the other hand ...

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The Civil Rights Act of 1960 requires State and local officials to retain election documents and make them available to the feds for copying

I think that precludes any clumsy "seizure"

but enjoining counting ... you remember that case that wasn't supposed to be precedent, Bush v. Gore?

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one man's "insane, tinpot authoritarian shit"

is another's valiant defense against the forces of crime, chaos and Communism in the tradition of the greatest G-Man of all time and model for every FBI director since, J. Edgar Hoover

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Most gerrymandered districts in the US, as measured by the ratio of area of the district to the area of a circle with the same perimeter

each a long, thin, winding area which looks like someone spilled a viscous fluid on the floor

Most gerrymandered districts in the US, as measured by the ratio of area of the district to the area of a circle with the same perimeter each a long, thin, winding area which looks like someone spilled a viscous fluid on the floor

More like 1812

a GOP "packing gerrymander" combines small neighborhoods where racial minorities live into a long, squiggly mess which cannot be described as a "rectangle" unless we are using Non-Euclidean geometry to describe a district shredded by gravitational forces of a spinning black hole

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When Texas *does* let voters have a say the results have been pretty dismal lately

I keep hoping for a Beto O'Rourke victory and getting disappointed

Still, maybe in the current climate things would be better. I have high hopes for the midterms

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her talents would be wasted there

She should be Speaker of the House

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Republicans in Congress are the last Trump cultists left who can push "Stop the Steal" bullshit

they can hide behind the Speech and Debate clause

but everyone else who tried it has lost their job or their professional license or have been banned from politics for life

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There was a time when you had to show ID to write a check to buy groceries

there was also a time when you had the groom your horse after riding it a long way, but Trump probably had "people" to do that for him

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Harry Truman making toast, with caption "If you can't stand the heat ... get out of the kitchen."

Harry Truman making toast, with caption "If you can't stand the heat ... get out of the kitchen."

There was also some bullshit about the whole thing being distasteful

Fine

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blubbering Kyle Rittenhouse

blubbering Kyle Rittenhouse

might as well be adult about it

because "collective action to improve the lives of everyone"

WILL make the other guys cry

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Their headline said it was "not a threat" and the article suggested other States were going to do it and we had more important things to worry about.

And they were right! Other States have done it now.

archive.today/N9Tx9

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Federal appeals court sides with New Mexico AG in public water access case A federal appeals court sided with the New Mexico attorney general's office in a case centered on public water access.

The 10th Circuit decided not to fuck with our State Constitution

I used to walk up this river in sneakers to go fly fishing

these fences were the ultimate NIMBY bullshit

www.kob.com/news/top-new...

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The fact that 41.3% of Canadians would vote Conservative Party lead by Pierre Poilievre, is precisely the reason why we should erect some giant fans on the Alberta border and catapult our solid waste over it, as depicted in DFW's novel, "Infinite Jest"

Global survival depends on it

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Grumman did a fine job with the Lunar Excursion Module

The problems with the new landers by Blue Origin and SpaceX may not lie with the fact that they are private contractors, but may have more to do with the fact that these contractors are managed by morons

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Fire that lawyer

That's a perfectly legal condition to attach to a bequest

A lawyer's job is to define in words which haunted mansions would meet your requirements, by asking you the important questions

such as, do they have to be real ghosts or will villains wearing masks suffice?

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Of course the New Testament would be new to Jesus: he was dead when it was written

but his followers were obsessed with Scripture, as prophecy and as authority, and portrayed Jesus as having the same concerns

your pretensions to speak for some new Jesus who didn't care about Scripture are absurd

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If you just tried harder you could

and you'd look prettier if you smiled

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get et or don't

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The world "inalienable" was a rhetorical response to the theories of monarchy which contended that the people "alienated" (sold) their rights in exchange for peace and safety

It sounds splendid, but in reality, we sell our rights for safety every time we fund police forces and prisons

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whole new generations are introduced to colonoscopy prep in order to take good selfies

this could have serious public health benefits

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If the judge (or the Atlantic) lets them.

Once the Atlantic files an answer or summary judgment motion, FRCP Rule 41 (a) allows dismissal with a court order (or if the parties stipulate).

A lawsuit like this can become a tar baby for the Plaintiff if it's allowed to go on for very long.

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Chicken stock, whatever

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Sell me your stock at sub par value, and I'll tell everyone you were correct

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We're all so proud of NASA and Artemis II, but it's time they earned their keep

tell him he needs to do a ribbon-cutting at a new Trump golf course on Mars

then launch him into interstellar space

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Outbreak Investigation of Salmonella: Flour (April 2023) FDA’s investigation is complete. CDC declares outbreak over.

If living your life requires that you use seriously OLD bags of Gold Medal

then I have bad "news"

www.fda.gov/food/outbrea...

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If anyone else reading this wants to argue with "Jew lawyers" (Zionists), be ready for the argument that the word "apartheid" only applies to South Africa

You (not you Pineapple, you're too stupid) can cite the new international of "apartheid" and ICC advisory opinion finding Israel guilty of it

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