Apparently there was a truck fire and now I’m out my autographed copy of the new Perch Jackson. How does that even happen?

How are things? I need a new JRM book in my life!

I have been a little reluctant to fully commit here. I guess I was still clinging to hope that the bird app would turn around. But alas, those days are dunzo. So hello friends!

Listen, if Taylor Swift can re-record all of her previous albums can we please get a re-do on season 8 of Game of Thrones?

Oh you know, just sitting here at 2am staring at weather radar because I terrified of tornadoes and the Midwest hates me.