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EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!
lol what a dummy
The Onion logo at their offices
Onion pages at the Onion office
Ben Collins holding infowars merch
Kayla and Kat
Went to a party at @theonion.com's office! Met the great @timheidecker.bsky.social!
@kaylapekkala.com @bencollins.bsky.social @katmabu.bsky.social @leilza.bsky.social @junlper.beer
Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.
Collins said the new InfoWars won't only poke fun at the far right. He sees it as an opportunity to go after all the "stupid" stuff on the internet and beyond — like influencers pushing beef tallow, van lifers who "shove 80 kids into the back of an RV and call it a house," and AI guys who "have the very mind virus that they think everyone else has." "We want Infowars to be a place where you strive to be instead of a psychopathic website where they sell supplements for your broken penis," Collins said. In his view, there was only one good thing Jones did with Infowars: "It's a great logo. It's a great name for what's going on, unfortunately."
Our plans:
www.businessinsider.com/onion-ceo-pl...
one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was
Does this means you get the studio too ?
I don't want to investigate further that this made me cry at my desk, but it made me cry at my desk. Looking forward to watching the whole show.
With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.
What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social.
theonion.com/at-long-last...
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun
this account is run by creepy guy midnight horror
Got to do the tiniest lil bit for #digitalcircus in that Episode 8~
It was a real pleasure to do so! >:D
Heyyyy everyone! Honored to be part of the TADC cast as Queenie! Thanks so much to @gooseworx.bsky.social and @glitchprod.com for trusting me with her!
I’ve yet to watch the latest episode, but I’m so glad to be reading all the nice things y’all have been saying about my performance. ❤️
Or porn.
to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come