Such a fucking clown.

reminds me of when I got in trouble for zoning out in geometry/trig, a class I passed with a 98%, on literal september 11

guy who gets radicalized into mental health activism in 2026 because he had to take a long lunch once

waiting to get a haircut during lunch and thinking about how 1) every person in here is using their stylist as a therapist, and 2) that's gonna make me late returning to work

my parents had a hyper-realistic painting of a dilapidated shelf full of old-timey trinkets like busts, vases, bird statuettes, and a gun. completely opposite of the rest of their aesthetic, and come to think of it, no one ever talked about it...

you're allowed to smile at good fun things happening still. or have they made that illegal too???

might seem obvious but: have you tried removing the nose?

never heard of this why fella but I'm worried he might be posting in an echo chamber 😕

v good night of playoff basketball and hockey thus far. now let's see if the rockets can hold up their end of the bargain

hell yeah keep it up!

extremely funny for cruz to start listing other gerrymandered states (his own, a very big one) when trying to whine about democrats getting 1

Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm would be a much better Odysseus.

inordinate number of threes blocked in tonight's action, I'd say

lol well bluesky sucks too. tweet is in the alt text. basically a guy celebrating wemby getting hurt because of some bet he placed.

A tweet from her @chosen1BANG Glad victor wembanyama got hurt you was playing with my money anyways stay out rest of the game bud thanks 🫡

went to twitter to try to see if there was an updated status on wemby and it's full of tweets like this. sports betting apps are a cancer and bluesky is the only good sports site on the web

celtics game just showed a dog jumping rope and then eventually, casually zoomed out to reveal a different dog was turning the rope???? perfect reveal, five stars

bet that sucker floats real nice even if it doesn't do much else yet

if god favors trump, he should be able to navigate the strait of hormuz by himself without incident, thus proving devine dominion over the waterway

[woke mob coming to cancel you sees one picture] oh yeah never mind you're right

r/aita
TuckerCarlson01 . 8h ago
vote trump fuck da g ays white power

TuckerCarlson01 (OP) . 6h ago
I understand now that my undiagnosed ADHD and depression have allowed me to internalize and normalize my racist and homophobic views. Further, I now know becoming a better person is an active process,

never played pragmata, don't have a particular interest in playing pragmata, but I do think it's going to produce the greatest video games op-ed headline of our generation before the year is through

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

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this is the best one imo www.instagram.com/reel/DFGmbD7...

i did not know i needed “guys in ghillie suits blowing airhorns at golfers while they swing” videos but i did

imagining trump pronouncing "tompouce" and losing my appetite

I gotta get my hands on some of that tompouce

We go way back

it would be funny if all those "you used 'rich' as a slur" guys turned on trump for stealing jobs from the poor consultant class

my parents are getting older but I simply do not have time in my day to read their showings of love and affection. in fact maybe ai can run a statistical sim of everything they're likely to say for the rest of their lives and summarize it for me. then we can part ways early and efficiently.

really so grim when I check the family chat and there are like three "good morning" texts but the biggest, shiniest thing on the screen is the ai button begging me to let it summarize those three "good morning" texts