Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum The ONION

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

Like ending world hunger for 20 years or vaccinating everyone.

Brave AI says whoever Satoshi is, he has 1.1 million bitcoin, worth around 65 billion us dollars.

There have been rumors of a tiny amount of that getting sold off, but i cant get my head around having that much money and not doing anything at all with it.

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

(Pooh and Piglet walking in the snow) "Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet "No." answered Pooh "Fuck." said Piglet

My "Going Away" cake from my last day at work at an IT company. (A cake with a Windows XP screen with a popup that says: “Job failed successfully.”)

The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

This shows how far the carbon combustion complex will go to protect the fossil fuel industry. Basically rewriting the rules of SCOTUS.

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Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

"Ms. Ross-Mahé, age 86, was greeted at the airport by her three adult children. She was still dressed in her prison wear — orange shoes, sweatpants and a gray sweater — covered in stains and holes...

"She was in a state of physical shock...

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You could say that about the entire administration.

‘We just need someone who’s not crazy’: Inside the White House decision to nominate Erica Schwartz as CDC director

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i will keep reiterating it but the mRNA vaccine is one of the most important human inventions in history, next to the printing press and the solar panel, and the fact america is abandoning it is frankly anti-human in all ways possible

Looks more klingon than neanderthal. Quapla!

“The right wing is on the decline. People are realizing that they have no vision or solutions, just hatred and empty slogans. All they’ve brought to the world is war, inflation, inequality, and social division.”

I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no Alexa/Google Assistant/... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! ! love the future! Programmers/ Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Meta sparks privacy fears after unveiling $299 Smart Glasses with hidden cameras: "You can now film everyone without them knowing' St. Vincent Price: it's Time millenianthemums: i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick iwasrightaboutthesun: Modern day Medusa

OMGWTFBBQ!

If Dems Want My Support to save Democracy, They'll Need to Move to the Right. You Mean by Embracing... Climate Change Denial? Or the Lie That There Is Widespread "Voter Fraud"? Or the Fiction That the U.S. Has "Open Borders"? Or the Vile Myth Linking Lgbtq People to Child Abuse? Or Completely Discredited Ideas from the Eugenics Movement? Or Bogus Claims about Health and Medicine That Are Risking the Lives of Millions? Or World-destabilizing Military Aggression with Flagrant Disregard for International Law? As I Was Saying, If Dems Want My Support to save Democracy, They'll Need to Move to the Right.

Cartoon: "Dems should move to the right"

Agencies in talks with Trump, family to resolve $10B lawsuit over tax leaks President Trump and his family are suing federal agencies over leaks of their tax information. Court filings say they’re in talks to find a solution instead of heading to trial.

that beep beep beep sound you hear is the president and his family backing a truck up to the US treasury...

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Cover of report "Mission Aborted: how NASA illegally implemented the president's budget request without congressional approval. Minority staff report, prepared by members of the committee on science, space, and technology, us house of representatives, April 2026

This report came out today by minority staff of the House science committee on how three NASA missions were aborted due to NASA illegally following the FY26 president's budget request instead of congressionally approved budget. Very important reading. 🔭🧪 democrats-science.house.gov/staff-report...

(Old painting of Jesus ascending into heaven) My doctor telling everyone he's now out of network.

Its open season for corruption in the Trump years.

The ICE contractors are feeding their prisoners stale worm infested slop, and the army contractors are reducing the portions, as they know they cant get away with wormy slop for the army.

“An army runs on its stomach”

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A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.

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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

ChatBots are Diagnosing Diseases that Don’t Exist Based on Blog Posts Transcript: Many years ago, a friend of mine suggested an experiment: make up a conspiracy theory that was just plausible enough, and then track how far it spreads. It was fun to talk about, and he…

A researcher says she made up a disease with two posts on Medium, which led to Copilot telling users it was "intriguing and relatively rare." Posting two preprint papers about it online led to ChatGPT diagnosing people with it. 🧪
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