@halfmoonjoe.com best screenshots ever, all within 10 minutes. #halfmoonjoe #bless #blessthismess

#crack #blessed #gush #meangush

Who knew ‘make the lambs stop screaming’ doll faces and just chatting would be the stress relief we needed.

The one that haunts the Moors.

“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

Break in to your enemy's home and don't steal anything, just trim your toenails in their bed.

dw with dark circles

they dont know whats wrong with me

Crying, screaming, throwing up at the most adorable being that we don’t deserve! Thank you for sharing him with us!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️

To be the life of Lé Piggié.

@halfmoonjoe.com you’d be proud I went to my Dr and had a mental breakdown and they put me on a strong new medication. Hopefully I won’t feel anything in the next week or so!!!! #blessed

The worst

There’s a new Terrifer 3 in town….

Lying is…. Something the Martha Stewart of Twitch would NEVER do to their chat!

First word I saw was Uranus… was that the game?

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

what did he witness
what does he know

#me #blessed #ohmygush #cats #funny

‘tis hammer time

@halfmoonjoe.com saw this and immediately thought of you, sweeping the bald behind the ear and everything. #gush #blessed #bald #cats

Sad because he said no or because he said yes?

#mood #blessed #cats #biteme #ihateithere #birb #sexybirddance

#mood #blessed #cats

I would call him an Incubus but that’s a HUGE slight on them.

Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum!

No, very kind of you for the offer. Also, I wish I could read, and run.

A cat knocks a wine glass off the counter to see if it will bounce. When it doesn’t. The cat looks at another glass and considers if the same test might yield different results

cat logic