I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
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Made some chimichurri yesterday and of course it was great on burgers and brats last night but I think putting it on as a flavor inside the grilled cheese sandwich I just made might be the best idea I have had in ages.
SHE HAS NEVER CRIMED IN HER WHOLE LIFE
Large dog getting very close up.
Personal space? No, actually, Poppy doesn’t believe in that, won’t apologize for it.
Lol it’s this guy bsky.app/profile/chri...
Owners value control over employees more then profit proof number 5602
Looks like a genius
Screenshot of an online opinion article by the Editorial Board. The headline reads, "The Texas gerrymander freakout," with the subheadline, "What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy." The publication date is August 20, 2025.
Screenshot of an online opinion article from The Washington Post by the Editorial Board. The headline reads, "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss," with the subheadline, "The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."
The WaPo editorial board when Republicans gerrymander in Texas versus when Democrats gerrymander in Virginia.
An actual angel
In case you missed it on patreon, we have some new little friends just starting their big adventure
*ducks*
It kinda sounds like you don’t love it
One of my proudest accomplishments
Picture showing that a member of the bluesky development team has blocked Sasshole. The account, why.bsky.team, apparently followed a blocklist that has 300,000 “anti-AI” accounts blocked
lol bitch
I’m looking him up in state court records and can’t find anything
You’re fabricating crime statistics!
A blue Heeler realizing her HuMom has scrambled eggs for breakfast
A Blue Heeler happily accepting a spoonful of scrambled eggs
A Blue Heeler getting as close as possible to the HuMom feeding her scrambled eggs
A story of Pisco’s love of scrambled eggs in 3 photos ☺️
These might in fact be the only emails I’d really want to read
It’s not nice to lie
Happy Innocent Day Tupac!
I feel like this suspicion is completely unearned
Yesterday’s discovery was her joy of howling back at you. She’s pretty stinkin cute
Oooo…you know, baby carrots and ice cubes are fun and cheap options!!
“That’s great aunt Dora’s second cousin?”
“No, not anymore after the divorce, and I think it was third”
My dad: “we’ve been getting some big birds over here the last couple days”
“I don’t think Deb’s been filling her insulin on time again”
“Her daughter still openly stealing from her?”
Meat sticks, cheese, and milk bones please. Plus whatever Artie wants too
I’m more of an innocence expert than a safety expert so I shall refrain from wild speculation except to say that she’s probably the safest animal who’s ever lived
Bribes for her AND her attorney
In case you needed another reason to love this pup…she is related to the Great One himself
I DO I DO I DO