The Mets seem to be Metsing earlier than usual this year.

@robynhitchcock.bsky.social I haven’t been able to watch the last few LFTH live shows but should be able to this week. My request is a deep cut. For some reason “Take Your Knife Out Of My Back” has been an incessant earworm recently so I’d love to hear that. Of not, maybe “Sleeping Knights”. Thanks!

Might have to start bootlegging episodes of Elsbeth & Ghosts as well as some soccer matches. 🏴‍☠️

“I mean, I knew leopards were really into eating faces, but I never imaged that they would eat mine!”
— Caitlyn Jenner (allegedly/possibly)

Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Gary Bears!

And his trophy wife.

Maybe they should also look into the allegations against Donald and Melania in the fucking Epstein Files.

This is when I still had a shred of hope that we would get our shit together.

Cripes, he brags about taking a fucking senility test once a month. WTF else do we need to know???

I’m sorry, but why the fuck would anyone — let alone a Westerner — want to visit Iran in the first place give the current state of geopolitics?

Sure, I’d love to travel and visit every country in the world, but I know there are places I’m not safe nor welcome.

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez:

“The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.”

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I had to make the choice between that and filling my fuel tank this week. Since the violin is played so often these days, I opted for the strings. #ShadenfreudeLife

Unfortunately my tiny violin is currently in the process of being restrung due to excessive usage.

Just have to send a heapin’ helpin’ of thoughts and prayers instead.

That would be great. You can text or email me the link. I really appreciate it and you.

I might have to pick your brain as to how best to hit the high seas. 🏴‍☠️

I was just about to resubscribe in order to watch Derry Girls, the Devo documentary, and a few other things but wasn’t about to sign up for the ad-supported tier. Guess I have to sign up before the price increase kicks in & then immediately cancel.

Honestly, this is getting out of hand.

This is all well and good but how about those Epstein Files, eh?

Yeah, I won’t be using it because FUCK AI.

#ChurchOfRockAndRoll #83 Klaus Voorman befriended The Beatles in Hamburg, joined Manfred Mann + John's Plastic Ono Band, became one of world's top session bassists, his playing elegant & funky. Highlights: Jealous Guy, You're So Vain, Without You, Instant Karma, My Sweet Lord.

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Official Video) YouTube video by Gorillaz

In the shadow of this bumbling, ethically bankrupt regime, the world morphs into a rather FUBAR tableau, compelling my soul to seek solace in the melancholic embrace of Gorillaz.

youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw?...

Read the book about 30 years ago, but haven’t watched the show.

I first registered as a Green in the late 90s. Supported Nader. Bore the brunt of my friends’ ire for “helping W win” (Gore handily won CA so I assume no responsibility for that result).

It was only when the party continued to prop up Stein as their savior that I finally said “peace out”. #quack

Adam Kinzinger as possible running mate?

Honestly, I’d love to have Mayor Pete run but, sadly, the US still doesn’t seem ready for “that”.

I'd been starting to lean in that direction anyway, but yeah, I'm fully on board for this.

ICE agents at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) manhandling a woman are getting called what they are:

“Assholes.”

I was under the impression that law enforcement officers were not allowed to have beards unless they are working undercover. Every single one of these assholes looks like the worst person you could meet at a bar.

He would be appalled at what the Beach Boys - and Mike Love in particular - have become.

Tim Apple has proven himself to be quite the obedient little bootlicker the past few years, hasn’t he?