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🩵🫂 sending good vibes

contrary to popular belief I will someday read every book on my bookshelf

Los Angeles at the ICE Detention Center

I feel like my most boomer trait is that I refuse to download an app to look at a restaurant menu. 😎

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

This is so well done. 👌

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Yet never has so much been seen, so precisely, by so many people who understand so little of what they are seeing. A system can tell you where a man is. It cannot tell you what his death will mean for a nation. Such systems are trained on behavior, not on meaning — they can track what an adversary does but not what he fears, honors, remembers or would die for.

I genuinely think the president and many of his advisers, scammers, hustlers, and keyboard gangsters, don’t understand this concept at all and you can see it in the pattern of their mistakes from Minneapolis to Tehran www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

thick-textured encaustic composition, an antlered Slavic goddess in foreground, regal posture, baleful eyes, standing before a tall birch tree in springtime colours, dramatic skies visible through the branches, subdued colour, continuous flow --ar 5:7 --stylize 400 --v 7

`A Slavic goddess,
regal posture,
tall birch trees`

#synthart #AIイラスト

Laundry as art

[📸 Helga Stentzel]

Left off the convenience fee ($5.00-$20.00)

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in.
You measure that with your heart.

Now that we've had a few months to digest the year, I want you all to stop and *really* think about whether you want to throw an April Fool's Day into this mix

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I must be getting old. I now appreciate Dire Straits.

Beautiful photo. There’s a reason she’s called Superior 🩵 My favorite of the Great Lakes from every angle.

It's so funny.

"The USPS losses money"

So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere.

But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.

Wilson volleyball with a bloody handprint face (the character from Cast Away)

Or perhaps Wilson… 😂

Actually, they don’t want to send tax returns anymore. IRS can send me umpteen pieces of mail about how they need my bank info to provide my return, but can’t just send me my effing paper check.

I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't twats

Yeah.

A madman who has never produced a single believable document about his physical or mental health has taken us into a war we can’t win.

My kingdom for a functioning Congress

The only thing they love more than punching down is playing victim

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

Patience, attention & personal seasonings. That is art. 🩵

ME: omg i have so much to do today

BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don't feel bad for only doing some of it

ME: that doesn't make any sense

BRAIN: don't tell me how to do my job