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Posts by James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory.

Pls answer. My first thought is as in propane and propane accessories, but, you know.

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We’re just fuckin monkeys that spawned in different places and kinda did the same shit.

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I'm trying to get something done that has me deep in the shit. And I can't really stop it for fear I won't come back to it in a timely manner. I've just consumed 8 minutes of babies laughing on the internet, and I feel like I have the strength to go on.

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Kick your own ass. Depression sucks.

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Incendiary device.

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Vendor EXE is hostile or inconsistent

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Season 4?

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I'll cede that. And you did say their next hotdog, not all of them going forward, which is how I processed it. That'd be v. fate worse than death type of thing.

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I've never seen her like that before.

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Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

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Invincible.

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It’s not easy being?

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Oh no.

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You don’t get to control the character you are in someone else’s narrative.

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When you spend years with someone, part of your identity becomes “the person I am in their eyes.” Losing that version of yourself hurts. Especially if the new version they hold is ugly. It's Grief, with a capital G.

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The only way that the cycle weakens is when the accusation stops producing the reaction it’s designed to produce

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Repair only works when both people are participating in reality.

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For those of you close to me, I'm going to slightly apologize for the out of context shit that's about to land. It's going to seem a lot like a trail of fortune cookie fortunes, so I guess do with them what you want. :)

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a man with a beard is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . '' ALT: a man with a beard is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . ''
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Pants are a prison for the butt.

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Yeah. I work across the street from it. It was for a pop up show she was doing

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The line down and around the block today was impressive.

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You know how some parents keep their kids baby teeth? I want to collect my adult teeth.

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I like that this implies bird bath of other liquids. Like beer, or if you’re in your villainous phase, of lava.

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Oui.

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Check please

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Live your best life, I guess

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