Get one fucking strike you idiot. #kcroyals

Headed to NYC for a few days. Won’t make it to Yankee Stadium but am hopeful that when I get back home, the #kcroyals will have an entirely new coaching staff.

Is this Game 20? Or have we just given up?

See...THIS is more like it!

I’m going there this weekend for the first time. Which - while super exciting - is decidedly NOT September. 🫤

Brak and Meatwad are forever my headcanon version of this scene.

Me: *buys tickets to something*

Facebook: Oh, interesting. Here's an ad for that thing every 2 scrolls for the rest of your life.

With a final tally of 213-214, the war powers resolution to disengage US forces from the war on Iran failed by a single vote.

Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure. Had he voted for it, it would have passed, handing Trump an historic loss.

I can’t with this #KCRoyals team.

Honest question: Why does the press attend these?

What?

I'm happy to say that all of the lots at my town's public schools and municipal lots are covered with panels. It is possible.

w...wut?

There are a lot of things that break my brain these days as far as timey-wimey/I'm-getting-old stuff goes...but...NINETEEN YEARS? I legit thought this was like 5 years ago. I'm not even being hyperbolic.

sorry it’s still weird to post an image of yourself as a glowing doctor

This is happening. Isn't it?

Noted.

Great. Now I'm picturing an 80s-era Charles Bronson as a no-nonsense Pope who is crime's worst nightmare.

Ah. So he's just a complete moron, then. Got it.

Remember when the president randomly used “forthwith” in one of his Internet-baby threats?

🤬

#nhlbruins

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Absolutely. I just wasn’t expecting to laugh out loud at the last line.

This tweet is a roller coaster of emotion. #lfc #ynwa

Yes. We ARE telling 15 year olds not to have babies.

Yeah, The US just famously stormed in a took care of Hitler before anything bad happened.

I mean, Szobo, Macca and Gravenberch are all "Klopp Era" signings.

The Royals must sadly now flip the number under the sign that says, "Days since we lost to the White Sox at home" from 946 to 0.