Astonishingly, a murderous dictatorship appears to be winning the propaganda battle against the land of the free and the home of Hollywood. Curious as to how? Register to continue reading (it’s free)
I hiked.
"Houston, we've had a prAAAARRRGGH!"
Avoid overdosing.
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
I like this YouTube channel because I get to watch DEA agent Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad explain the bad news from the Strait of Hormuz.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SEL...
#iran #iranwar #middleastconflict #shipping #EpicFury #WWIII
Flipnic: Ultimate Pinball (PS2 / Japan Studio / 2003)
Man wearing beautiful red-haired wig.
I received a wig in the mail that I did not order, and I don't recognize the sender.
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
Ocean Beach, San Francisco.
Here’s how the Buffalo Bills can still win:
Maybe I should start a podcast.
Big if true.
I think that this is a great video that you should watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_F4...
Ad for Samsung 50 inches 4K with ass to ass guy burnt in
Quite sure y'all have seen this, but just in case...
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
I like this time of year.
Today I weigh less than 200 lbs for the first time in more than a decade.
he looks a little like captain kirk
what is custie
• My IQ is 143. I was invited to Mensa. • I've been leading the resistance since the beginning. • I'm a Criminologist with extensive education & experience in abnormal psych. • I have a minor degree in Philosophy & Native Studies (our oppressed peoples) • I'm autistic & therefore only deal in facts
Oh no you don’t I took a screenshot for my funny joke
Map of hike with statistics
I hiked this morning.
caffeine and dex works for me.
