I’m so sorry you are facing this. 🫂

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Flavor Flav is short for Flavorful Riboflavin

Or mackerel stand, as I somehow missed what kind of market he was in!

I want to know if burning the fuck out of his dick is what makes him inevitably run his bike into the tomato stand resulting in him comedically tumbling ass over teakettle into the produce?

😂

Starting to think I will never drive a stolen motorbike at high speed through a fish market, wildly gesturing and yelling "Get out of the way!" while being chased by dirty cops.

Yes! 😂

Two squadrons of pelicans flew in formation over my backyard, and apparently this is who I am now, deeply moved by pelicans.

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“beak hinges” lol

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No, but they’ve apparently picked out the nuts, fruit, suet nuggets, and mealworms and all that remains are the sunflower seeds lol

Ha! 🤭

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FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Omg how is this so accurate 😂

not every woman could pull off having this amount of earwax

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Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

DID YOU KNOW? Marijuana has been shown to alleviate nausea, vomiting, insomnia, headaches, anxiety, and depression, all of which are symptoms of Donald Trump being president.

He is a gem!

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

There’s no routine screening for pancreatic cancer, most cases aren’t operable, and the five year survival rate after diagnosis is around 13%. It’s a traumatic news.

But new personalized mRNA immunotherapy is showing encouraging results in Phase 1 clinical trials.

Keep funding science!

FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic claiming false reporting about drinking, absences FBI Director Kash Patel filed a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic and its ​reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick following the publication of an article on Friday alleging the director had a drinking probl...

If I represented the Atlantic, I’d lock in the earliest deposition date on the calendar. Call Patel’s bluff. He has zero interest in putting any of this under oath.

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