“Don’t you wish teleportation was real?!” Under capitalism?? Heck no. They’d take a percentage of your molecules out every trip to sustain the lifeforce of some decaying billionaire.

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service.

All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.

As Winter gives way to Spring, we must put away our egg nog and welcome the fresh and piquante taste of onion nog.

The big takeaway from Melania's surprise presser? She never defended her husband once, only herself.

And tomorrow's Friday.

Breaking: Epstein survivors release statement slamming Melania for trying to absolve herself of involvement in Epstein’s crimes.

“Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power.”

I’m reading a physical copy of The Soul of an Octopus.

I also often use reading to describe when I’m listening to an audiobook. No worries about needing to justify it to me! I don’t get why some people feel the need to gatekeep the definition of reading. Like, it’s snobby and strikes me as ableist, too!

I’m about 2.5 hrs into the audiobook and I’m really enjoying it, but I can see how it is affecting you that way!

please don't say my name three times into the mirror. I struggle enough responding to texts.

Dear GI How are you? Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

My origin story is that while walking home with my parents one night after a movie, I saw them murdered right in front of me, and I vowed there and then that I would someday be a book editor, and that I would edit books well, mostly fiction, and that I'd never make a lot of money, but I'd do okay.

there's an old cartoon with a big calm dog and a little yappy dog, the big one is cilling & the little one freaks out trying to pick a fight with it, and it would remind me of the China/America dynamic except the little dog isn't biting everyone else it can reach while spraying diarrhea

Army survivors of deadly attack in Kuwait dispute Pentagon's account, say unit "was unprepared" to defend itself Survivors of an Iranian attack that killed six U.S. service members have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed.

BREAKING CBS:

Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and over 20 wounded.

The members disputed the description from Pete Hegseth.

I wanted to share this video from my feeder cam because this male, red-winged blackbird has his epaulets on full display. Doesn’t he look smart!

Lake Sturgeon spawning

After disappearing from the Milwaukee River in the early 20th century due to overfishing and habitat loss, the new discovery of an adult sturgeon 20 miles upstream from Lake Michigan is a milestone in a massive restoration project that’s been underway for 20 years www.wuwm.com/lake-sturgeo...

We must all be humourless during these difficult times. If you must laugh, please do so in a private space where no one can see or hear you. I recommend a closet or possibly a hole in the ground.

in honor of the anniversary of confederate surrender day you should permanently delete your x account

Happy Birthday!

An ominous white Amanita mushroom with a darling little skirt overlooks on a summer morning. The light softly showing through on its gills

Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!

My tongue used to wrap up in around my skull like a woodpecker's but that mechanism grew tired as I got older and now I have to walk around with it out like a lanyard.

This is just so corrupt on every conceivable level. There is no excusing it.

These people are The Shittiest Gangsters and we need to throw them in jail for the rest of their lives.

Why are you popping up in my replies coming at me like I voted for him with your “WhAt wAS tHe LIne FoR yOU?” and stating the goddamn obvious that he shouldn’t have been elected in the first place. Jfc talk about misplaced agression.

no yeah please give me a list of desperate hacks to save money while a minuscule sliver of the population hoards all the wealth and our government pisses in our mouths. thank you, newspaper ❤️

was kind of having a 10/10 day but my sweatshirt sleeve just got a little wet

Maybe we all need to open the Strait of Hormuz inside our own hearts. 💕

wind has blown my hat off my head twice in the last two days. hands to my head, whoopsie expression on my face, the whole deal. undignified

Last night I went to bed early with a book to try to get a good night’s sleep (no screens two hours before bed!) but then I stayed up until 12:38am finishing the book.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Sorry I was late to the meeting. The dog had to spin around 80 times to make sure he was pooping at the right angle.