Happy birthday!!

you sent me down several rabbit holes but here's a little of what I found!
competitive chess boxing...
toe wrestling
bog snorkeling
cricket spitting
extreme ironing
ferret legging
gurning
Zorbing!

no you don't actually "gotta hand it to him" 😅
everyone's a hypocrite and a broken clock is right twice a day etc. etc.

Gorgeous! 🦝💕

LISAN AL-GAIB! the anointed one! he must walk the golden path! 💋🍑

Have you considered living in a lighthouse?

and just leave it there forever? like, you don't want to be buried at sea or eaten by vultures or something?

can't be any worse than our current situation

apropo of nothing; all of them

Yep, I was tempted to order some cans of krill by the tinned fish fad happening now... Until I read about the industry's impact on the Arctic.

lil buddy, they would want you to go on and have a great life

for all intensive purposes, people take their spelling of homonyms for granite

CUUUUUUTE! 🤩🙏

It hasn't even been freaking announced yet 🤷‍♂️

10/10 eclectic 👍
Have you heard Johnny Cash's "Ride This Train" album? Definitely a good one for driving.

Just needs a beer and a cigarette 😅

i'm so happy that you still have shrimp!

SO NICE!!! 😍

splunch me in the epididymis 😖

Damn... a new way to screw the people who make money for them. Smdh

woaaah looks like that last little clip was zoomed out quite a bit! I like it. makes the space feel pretty big!

*deduct 🤦
deduce (n): a big ol dookie. "did you see deduce this dog made?"
deduct (v): to remove a duck or ducks. "me n' jim went huntin at the pond this mornin and deduct it."

scurrying is a definite advantage to have as a tactical ability, whether attacking, retreating, or for checking out someone cute to pinch! how could they deduce a star for that?

get my boy some grippy socks... for inpatient safety

The bread bag twist tie hair ribbon is genius too! So much personality!

so that's how he got the notch

in the words of K.Dot, turn this TV off

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .

when it happens