good morning, gameday morning. go birds.

would love some polling on NJ gov primary but think we’re just going in on vibes alone

BRUTAL broad st run this year is an understatement

waiting to hear back on a decision for a promotion you desperately want and crushed the interview is the absolute worst. idk if I can make it through the weekend waiting

The NFL Draft being in Green Bay is a good reminder that the Packers are soft crybaby losers who are trying to get a play that the Super Bowl champion Eagles do well banned because they can’t stop it and lost to Philly twice last season.

giants 1st round pick just 2 months ago

bold move by MN republicans to not stand for a freedom shout out in the state of the state address

would conversation pits work in a day and age of smartphones? the whole idea of a conversation pit was an area to mingle without a television set if i’m not mistaken

my economic take is so many americans got used to burning through cash on delivery apps and materialistic items they don’t need during covid but have gotten so used to having them they can’t stop buying so it feels like their money doesn’t go as far anymore

my offer to america: we bring woke back

opened my portfolio at planet fitness and triggered the lunk alarm w my scream

gonna be a very long day dodging severance spoilers

steely dan playing with a zyn in and a fresh cup of coffee while creating a 500MB excel to create shareholder value. they’re calling it the new american dream

whaaat, they had them last year! they also had like cookie bars which were awesome. needed something to do to occupy me on that walk from the navy yard to the BSL

one of the best days of the year. you’ll hate every second until you cross the finish line and get a soft pretzel in your hands

Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.

yelling at the top of my lungs to trigger the planet fitness lunk alarm

Regarding the widely cited "Vic Fangio is 0-8 vs. Patrick Mahomes" stat, the DEN/MIA offenses scored 6, 3, 16, 16, 9, 24, 14, and 7 points against the Chiefs' defense in those games.

screamed at the top of my lungs to trigger the planet fitness lunk alarm this morning

2K Sa🤝 The Boys Upfront

What a shirt, saquon 💚

can’t be a hot take, but the packers do not scare me in the slightest. birds by a billion

these feel like they all went through an AI generator

love the write up. how is the data for Hurts passing outside of the pocket this year? could see him rolling out to get more time as something that may be able to open up the passing game if they decide to go pass heavy

I love mine. I read mostly before bed and the backlighting settings on the kindle are better in my eyes and help me sleep better than my lamp on my nightstand or trying to get a booklight right. plus it’s comfier to hold while laying in bed.

hitchbot cited

Kenny: "You think Jay Z or..."
Chuck: "Probably not a good time right now"

standing under the planet fitness lunk alarm screaming my lungs out until it goes off

The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto