your *ahem* lack of service is much appreciated.
and the english wonder why the welsh get so annoyed at them.

love you really.

i would have looked over my sunnies at you but i lost them in my excitement at seeing the hypocaust when we visited.

i do not know. but judging by where its left foot is, you are saving us from an eyeful.

*borrows sams specs to do a BIG STARE*

we have been together too long to try retraining each other. even tog is past "training" at this point.

but we try to be adaptable. like if sam is being headachey, we make a mess quietly. and she will move stuff so we can have the best view of the telly if there is something special on.

HOWVERYDAREYOU MR FH!! i am 110% small fluffy extra charming sofa dog.

we werre talking about it last night, and sam reckoned that the combination of being just a bit too early for most millennials and noel edmonds being in it will have limited its online longevity

HURRAAAAAAH!

how is this the first i have heard of this place? i am stunned that sam is not a super follower of theirs.
(do not ask her about whale poo)

i am not going to spoil it for the three who might still get it 🤭

sam says we will be lucky if more than three of you get that reference

JIMBO!!!

it will just always be there for you, chuck.

es gibt immer kuchen für du, mein freund. wir bestehen darauf *nods*

end slices are double points. even so...

hang on. that looks like the last stollen hiding behind the bread.

SAVED.

update. we know the blondies have gone BUT WE CANNOT FIND THE CHEESY SHORTBREADS

i would be worried if i saw second lion, because they are far too cheerful.

first lion has just realised he has forgotten his keys.

"FATHER i am BEREFT. how could this happen-" POUNCE

this is where being mostly a sofa dog is good. reading time is quality time.

we only like pears at a very specific moment just before they are ripe. i am impressed that boeleke is allowed to bake though. i am on observation duty only after what happened that one time.

i also do extremely effective unimpressed eyebrows if you want to point me at anyone

IT IS ALL FOR A BIRTHDAY PARCEL MR FH! NONE FOR US! WOE, WOE, AND THRICE WOE!

sam says there might be bananananana loaf on tuesday.

it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert *nods*

a big fluffy square of light brown spongey cake studded with pastel coloured chocolate mini eggs

a tray of pale golden squarish circles of cracked and textured shortbread, still steaming a wee bit

birthday blondies ruined with mini eggs. parmesan shortbread which are still too hot to try.

there is an awful lot of oven noise today. sadly some of it appears to be destined for birthday friends, but i am told there will be cheesy things staying here at the end of it all. if you like cheesy snackages, switch your cayk tunnel to its savoury setting.

snoozing is quite tiring. it takes effort to get it right, you know.

sam says you get a good sort of reader in oxfam books, people who will appreciate them.
she says this is why she is only allowed to drop off there, not to browse, because she would appreciate far too many.