#Happy420 from Sonny Bono, and everyone at Dumb Industries!

weed number day

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

don't worry i know what i'm doing here

you saw it and now you can't unsee it

gonna fuck around and start calling the liquid science car the moistmobile

THEY HAD HIM RIGHT WHERE THEY WANTED HIM: BURIED IN SECOND

love too share opinions about specific drivers

bout to form a technical partnership with an unlabled candy

FAST FACT: if you go to the indycar race you do not have to experience the fox broadcast

‪being off strategy in 21st place is a kind of leading a race if you don't really think about it

i would punt an allegra car today too the pills they do nothing

tre cool will not talk to the indycar booth because he knows but two things:

- drumming
- being tre cool

vibe city didn't that place close down when lion's den opened?

*leaves the online forever on an incredibly long zipline*

today could be the day it happens (roger's version)

the cap'n visibly winded and nodding off while reading a statement

*baby steps*
roger penske sign green day for carb day 2027 you coward

www.indycar.com/news/2026/04...

malukas clearly hit a dispensary on the way to the track

*extreme improv class voice* YES LET'S

it is a drinky blue jay like drinky crow from the incredibly popular hit tv show "the drinky crow show" except it is not a regular blue jay but a toronto blue jay because they are a deeply unserious chaos team

when jeff hoffman picks up right where he left off in the world series

what is the charge. what crime has been done

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

i made the critical mistake of saying she's horny taylor swift to the DrMrs and now, well i'm still being told how horny taylor swift is

she at least wants to be there which is more than i can say for pretty much every main stage act this year

haha holy shit yeah, hornier taylor swift

watching a cochella set like oh so THAT'S who sings that song huh

HOT TAEK: sabrina carpenter is just horny(er) taylor swift

fun weekend plans
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I'm Flush YouTube video by Kneecap - Topic

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