here's three darth

i once snuck a homemade deli sandwich (mortadella and swiss on a sourdough roll) a party size bags of kettle chips and four waters into a giants game it was heaven

Sadly, you are correct. Same goes for the Los Angeles and San Jose mayors who also don't stand a chance.

I remember when I first learned about pets last names being their family's last name. I was 6 years old and the people across the street had a beagle dog named Flip. Their last name was Pipp.

Flip Pipp!!! 😹😹😹

That's adorable.

Great show tonight

Amen. All she'll do is be this race's Jill Stein.

john onion 🤣

put jared in stocks under the arc de trump and charge admission to throw tangerines at him

Yep

I respectfully disagree. Plus, she pissed a lot of Dems off when she announced for Feinstein's senate seat before Feinstein announced her retirement.

Porter, Thurmond, Villaraigosa and Mahan need to do the same. They are not known statewide.

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I win! 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 Pearly Popeisms

🤣🤣🤣 My first thought was, "Oh, man, he's going to hate that picture." Jowls, fake tan lines and floating hair. Bahahahaha! The only things missing are nose hair and ear wax.

This is how corporate tax avoidance should be framed.

@goldengateblond.bsky.social did you see this?

🤣🤣🤣 Mom with another zinger!

🎶 The boys are back in town 🎶

Yuck

🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the nighty night laugh, Cow 💖🐮

hey darth if you're looking for some crazy crime headlines to make your day follow our fren josh mankiewicz from dateline he does not disappoint 😹

sigh 😹

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Trump for Pope 2026. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfV4...

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Maybe you need some help? 🤣

Love always wins, Marc 🥰

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