I went to business school for a while for some reason and oddly enough like half the course material is about not being an annoying dickhead
Make it make sense

They should know better, a few snowflakes is all it takes to bring down the Texan power grid.

Map of Virginia's 3rd congressional district from the years 2013-2017 showing one of the most ridiculous cases of racist gerrymandering ever.

Or the last Republican drawn map in Virginia. They literally sat down with a marker and said "circle the black people" for this 3rd Congressional district.

They do when the government makes them. They're paying for hundreds of millions in road improvements near a new warehouse that is being built next to my office, because the county made that a condition of permitting. Government must force them to pay.

I pledge allegiance to the drag of unconditional military support to Israel

I feel like maybe 60 Minutes shouldn’t be interviewing mentally unwell drug addicts just because millions of people like watching him smash his face with hammers.

The US Republican party's creation of a safe space for pedophiles is an issue we don't discuss enough.

I keep saying this, like why is gas the one thing that is expected to exist outside of broader inflation? Housing 2x, healthcare 2x, food 2x, electricity 2x, but gas remains roughly the same as it ever was and that's the point of outrage for people.

Lol what?

same. been trying to end this shit since day zero.

It's tricky because his base can excuse child rape but they draw the line at $4/gal gasoline.

AI analysis of my private data is like "the candidate is not motivated by need—despite a staggering amount of debt—but rather by a spiteful disdain for capital and everything it stands for."

High gas prices

Acceptance of enrichment is coincidentally also the US government's policy on corruption

2 ceramic pigs and a sign that says "pigs with no specific duties"

I think it was fine that Sonic kissed a human woman during that one videogame and I think he should do it more often!

Hell yeah, I want a translucent lime green car

That is probably the end goal, yeah.

New router models made outside the US will not receive FCC certification and thus will not be allowed to be sold in the US. All existing models with FCC certifications are still allowed.

Sure are a lot of comments that don't seem to reflect the actual terms of the EO. I wonder what the article says about it. Oh right, there's a paywall, that explains it.

Natural result of needing evangelicals, among the few groups with enough of a critical thinking deficit to vote for him, in order to win the election and stay out of prison.

It has the highest civilian casualty ratio in modern history. Over 80%. Indicates a psychopathic disregard for human life. Oh and Nazi concentration camps had food and water too.

It's wild how you guys fall for it every time

Any remotely horizontal surface that I get to lay down on is the absolute best thing ever. I fell asleep in the middle of a no sedation root canal once.

I still do that, but for money now

“The only thing missing from these televised cabinet meetings is having his cabinet eat his actual shit off plates with silverware. And then tell him how delicious they think it is.”

Frank Frankly

Fortune teller in 2010: "You vill side with the Catholic church when they call for the founder of Paypal to be punished for heresy."

Me: "No way... which one?"

Fortune teller: "Take your pick"

Lighting my cig on the burning carcass of Peter Thiel would fix me