Told you I was guilty.

Hey, go fuck yourself.

I shot JFK.

I’m available for weddings,,, only at this chapel in the woods ⛪️🌲

1. Where's the ring?

2. It's time to ban the right wing propaganda engine that is X.

MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video) YouTube video by Macklemore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...

Big fan of Neil Gaiman, going to see if I can meet with him to learn a few new tricks.

Going to meet up with my great mate Gergg Wallace to trade stories and tips about hiding in plain sight while being an absolute danger to women.

You should fire Aaron, he's a doofus and his trust / safety actions led to the toxicity of twitter. He's applying the same logic here when the moderation should be stronger, not soft on Nazis in case you hurt their feelings. Also, simpersonation is a *big* problem.

I am a terrible person with no self control, you really shouldn't be following me. I will manipulate you and lie to you. It's my nature.

Jeremy Clarkson has died. he was accidentally run over by a member of Farmers For Justice.

Some may think I've found God, but simply I allowed God to find me. I am him, and he is me. He is my son, and I am his.

I should be arrested.