They forgot my sweet tea which I think also happened to Judas and started his whole bad attitude era.

Door dashing Popeyes for Easter lunch, just like Jesus and all his friends did way back when 😊🙏🏻

I made this. 🐺

Fri-yay?

As expected 🤷🏼‍♀️

Binging S3 of Yellowjackets and I’m sorry, but these bitches need to start answering some damn questions like yesterday. 😡

LOST ass storyline.

Oh, you’ve heard about Black Eyed Children?

Ok, well have you heard about Black Eyed 40 Year Old Queers Taking Halfhearted Selfies in a Hyatt Regency?

70° in Chicago today. Office let out early. People cruising down Michigan Ave. Everyone blasting music or jogging or heading to chill along the beach. It’s a vibe.

Having curly fries with cheese for lunch and yes, I do think that’s an important update to share.

The nerd con haul today. 💸

Going to a nerd convention this weekend with only three objectives:

- ogle himbo cosplayer tiddies.
- buy cheap comics and cute stickers.
- lure a cute nerd back to the hotel by pretending to be interested in anime and/or video games.

I took this screenshot before I re-rated Tron: Ares down to a star and a half.

I’m alive, but barely. Late winter/early spring has never been my season.

Analog collage featuring various women, representing the pop culture role of a “vampire slayer”.

Into every generation, there is a Chosen One…

He looked at me (because I was holding a handful of homemade focaccia) and I def swooned.

Saw the Chicago version of him on the red line tonight and I won’t be right for at least 5-10 business days 😮‍💨

Yes this is another passive aggressive take from me about people complaining about things but refusing to do the bare minimum to demand change. AND I HAVE THIS TAKE STOCKED FOR YEARS.

A Hulu exec who didn’t like the original Buffy apparently cut the reboot. 🧛🏻 I imagine if all the gays and theys cancelled their Hulu memberships and stopped watching all the Ryan Murphy slop they’re addicted to, it could change so minds, but alas…

DoorDashing a monte cristo with hashbrowns because it’s raining and im gay.

Apropos of nothing.

Analog collage featuring actor Josh O’Connor surrounded by woodsy imagery in hues of green and brown.

I made this. 🐻

Yes and it took off! But I was too late to enjoy for long. I think two years later came the porn ban and I was cooked.

I never got to experience live journal. I think I was too busy in chat rooms talking to serial killers.

Combined with the no private accounts approach, slow creep of spam bots, and desperate need for some kind of algorithm… 😴 Also I’m hungry so maybe it’s just that.

I think there’s such a confluence of people who are using it to replace their old fav app - x, ig, facebook - but the issue is those were all wildly different in terms on content and approach. Having it all mixed on here just looks messy and weird. Idk.

I’m still not a “bluesky is dead” guy, but it is… something. Mundane? Pedestrian?

No

Age restrictive apartments but for 35-45 year olds who like to still entertain and have fun but will wrap it up before 11pm.

Just found out Gen Z calls their Karens, Jessica and I can tell you this much, I knew plenty of bitches named Jessica growing up and this tracks.

He took two of me all weekend. In one I was turned away with my back fa out and the other he decided to zoom out and I ended up with a shrunken head.