I bet it feels soooo good to hold an orb and scepter

yuri between a small car jumping an SUV

"but we can't! we're both car- vhhrrrrr"

yuri between a car that's getting jump-started and a car that's jump-starting the other car

welcome.... to my sex-positive Israeli coding rave...

idk what happened 😭 they're in the courtroom calling me Exhibit A 😭

ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes

back then everyone wanted me to "do the robot." but now, when I talk about wanting to do a robot, everyone wants me to shut up

I'm going to club penis and it looks like they all know you there

I certainly hope no #scary #women come to whisk me away this Halloween!

I liked becoming a master manipulator - so I learned to Duchenne smile on command. now everyone thinks I'm happy

can't spell simony without money 😎

I went here and everyone knew you

a sparse looking 3d render of an orca staring at a building with a large sign above the door reading "FAGGOT GALLERY/DUNGEON." it is too large to fit through the door

pinge

I was wondering where that went

I've done it but it took a lot of butter and it was really difficult to get the seasonings in balance. and I don't think I could make it a second time. turned out good though

"s'il vous plait?" when is it going to be time for s'elle vous plait

*is gently coaxed out back and shot*

they wouldn't be marines if they weren't tbh

"you never should have come here" ass

it's so over

neco arc, shocked

italian

I need to go in the big blender it's for my mental health

they should make human sized versions of all the kitchen appliances like microwaves and toasters and stand mixers just for playing around in

a horrid little ratman with horns gestures at a Crazy Wall with the red tape and everything. A map marked NULN is at the center of it.

someone in a chat requested Skaven Pepe Silvia, and who am I to deny such an ask?

#warhammer #art

when I don't have my frown line treatment so I just hit them with the pre-Daxxify stare

*cums once and dies*

slay, queen

yeah and honestly their vintage hugo boss wardrobe is kinda overdue for a refresh