Me searching for the locked on knicks for schadenfreude reasons

😈

CAWCAW 😭💖😭

Time for me to watch a medically inadvisable quantity of hoops

goddamn nickeil

I wish David Berman was alive to write the song about this fridge

With their win tonight, the Hawks clinch an Eastern Conference top 6 seed in the NBA Playoffs presented by
Google!

PLAYOFFS

HBO needs to greenlight another Tim Robison show, where he's this guy

Kispert has the rare 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 line in 7:16 so far tonight.

I do believe Nickeil Alexander-Walker is the Most Improved Player.

Disrespectful to Kobe

Kispert is special*

*I've never hated an active Hawk this much. Like, usually there's a mitigating dose of pity mixed into my sentiments, but I just hate the guy. Don't even want to see him on the bench

Unmasking the Paramilitary Agents Behind Trump’s Violent Immigration Crackdown A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history.

A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history. www.wired.com/story/border...

He’s getting Brunson development comps!

Orlando's only offense is to flail and hope the refs call it. meanwhile theyre just allowed to grab every hawks perimeter player on defense.

This shit must change

Say what you will about the Orlando Magic, but at least they're sore losers

Kispert should have never EVER EVER been playing over Risacher

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

A screenshot of ESPN’s Eastern Conference standings. My ATL Hawks are in 5th! Added Jesus breaking a demon’s ankles, Lebron’s can’t believe this is my life, and a few other meme images to celebrate

CawCaw!

Zacc Reacher (is this anything? I've got Reacher on the brain cause he gave that guy an ass whooping)

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Luke Kornet is the most "kid who reminded the teacher to pick up homework" dude in existence

Media Matters analyzed a year of NYT coverage of anti-trans bills and found that 66% of the time the paper didn't quote a trans person. Further, it found that the paper often quoted right wing sources without mentioning their histories of anti-trans rhetoric.
So "right-wing rag" is pretty accurate.

The bronze medal meme, but about the Atlanta Hawks being .500

Woke up to World War III, the dumbest of them all. Why.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

80 kids killed in the first day of a violent, pointless war, there will be more to come, and so many people in both parties *wanted this to happen*. America is a rabid, violent dog that needs to be put down. what more can you say.

"The Corporations don't intrinsically have souls, but they've got rights. The only corpo that contained a soul was Costco - the only one born with a soul. The Chamber of Commerce was empty, you see. These things are just vessels. That's why I'm going to destroy them. Because I hate them."