More than anything, I love eating. That's my problem

Every day of my life I think of the "yes the queen died but honestly Naruto has been through so much more" tweet. Hope someone knows what I'm talking about

It's why I'm so chronically chill. If you ever want to kill yourself, just delete all your social media instead.

Sorry I just come here every couple days and post whatever. Lol. There's nothing interesting to say about my eating habits or weight right now. And this is my only social media account. If I want to yap, I otherwise have to text somebody.

When I need motivation I remember that Naruto would not have given up under these circumstances

Feeling emotional about the existence of subtitles.

I'd like to be a horse girl in my next life

"Everybody's moving here and it's causing prices to go up"

No matter what US state you're in, you're gonna hear about how EVERYBODY'S moving there.

Jesus I just weighed myself it's bad, I've been having too much fun.

Bought a 2024 phone to try and escape the ai bloatware of newer models

But I have been having the time of my life, meeting people, drinking alcohol, eating mayonnaise

I'm disgusting

I put on a lot of muscle. I don't know how I feel about it. Sexy. But i want my weight to be lower, and less of a gut

Life is short, be enthusiastic! That's what I would tell myself

Shattered my phone at the gay bar last night. Homophobic.

Having OCD is a horror movie within itself

Now I gotta look at TWO eyesores in the parking lot

Not because he's ugly but because he just bought a tesla

I hate my ugly neighbor

I have a bag of this. I agree it's pretty awful, wish I liked it more

Tonsil stone maybe?

A handsome man and a cute lesbian(?) at the club tried to kiss me last night. Absolutely unhealthy how much it strokes my ego to be desired by both men and women lol

Idk where my ED went. I have one. It will come back

"take me to church" lol

I GOT A TEXT BACK FROM THE AUTISTIC GOTH GIRL AT THE CLUB

I'm just a lovebug

I don't think I have bpd but damn do I get uncomfortably attached to people