Made some progress on the F$&k bench today

Relaxing before going bowling with the boys

I don’t want to tell anyone how to live their life, but if you have Plex streaming there is a Strongman Competition Channel. Nothing but strongman competition all day.

We have that same headboard!

#Buttshole

The first morning in 41 years I have woken up and not needed contacts or glasses to see myself in the mirror. If I had feelings and tear ducts I would be crying right now. I will still need reading glasses but I would like to that the @steineyeresidents at UCLA for this miracle

Need more butt

In a couple hours I will never have to wear contacts or glasses for astigmatism or near sightedness again.
I also have hard candies in my bag and a sensible cardigan on cuz I am in my Grampaw era

Cold enough today for overalls

Are you a good boy though?

Hoochie dad shorts season

Cute hairy cub

Tell me you WFH without telling me

TIL about the hammerhead dick.

Bear run debris

Gay powers restored

Tummy Tuesday

Maybe but you have seen them in person

How far are you from Westwood? LOL

No clue who this is, but he says he’s from Austin and then demanded to see pics of my chest and nipples. Dude, you have no chill

Your birthday is coming up

Who wants to try out the new massage table?

Happy birthday to me 🎶

Feels like I need this

Gay powers restored

Heyyy

Today’s adventure:
Piercings at a shop that provides an emotional support mexibear

What is that jock? I need one!

FCF
Right after the hubby railed me

Happy New Year!!!!
Send belly pics