#Trump has about the same amount of political capital as Charlie Kirk.

After observing the spirited debate as to whether or not Steve Bannon pissed himself at the #Semafor World Economy conference, I've made my ruling... #MAGA

Live your life in such a way that makes #Trump so angry, his #MAGA goons try to attack your subject matter expertise.

Even if Pete Hegseth knew he wasn't really quoting the Bible, I take some comfort that he can't quote the character he really wanted to... #IranWar #MAGA

I saw a couple people on YouTube claiming they were gonna change their exemptions so nothing gets taken out of their paychecks, and just not pay... Not sure how that's gonna work out but I've never felt more gross doing taxes than I do under this administration.

That 4% of Democrats giving Trump a thumbs up on the economy are Dems who just woke up from a 40 year coma and John Fetterman.

Yes, using the paid MAGA crisis actor as a prop to dunk on trans kids and promote table scraps tax policy is tacky...

I love watching him re-learn in real time that his speechwriters are smarter than he is.

Rockwell freedom of speech painting

A cup of drip coffee should not cost more than $2

#PopeLeoTheBased

#Trump calling himself a doctor was a little unfair to himself, when his bodycount is easily higher than like 15 health insurance CEOs, combined.

These "Leaving #MAGA" billboards are showing up in deep red #Trump counties as a "support network" for people who feel lied to, while offering nothing prescriptive, which means it's likely just a front for a data harvesting grift.

That baby and ex-wife killer is lucky he gets to speak at all.

She might be more qualified than Vance, tbh.

The #Pope called #Trump a tyrant, which means Leo has more of a spine than all the Republicans and probably half the Democrats in Congress, combined...

Measles cases in Utah are now north of 600, with two thirds being children, and 2026 is on pace to be a 35-year high for total and child cases in America. Everyone, say thank you to #Trump and RFK Jr. for their healthcare expertise... #MAHA

When the #Trump administration's religious justification for the war in #Iran is actually Iran's justification for retaliation:

It's cool that #MAGA is finally turning on #Trump, but I refuse to pretend that their ethical, moral or political standards are suddenly as high as the left's.

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My picture of #Jesus and #Trump is so much cooler than his...

Once utilities costs inevitably exceed the average #MAGA household's monthly income, they can burn that cheap, highly flammable #Trump merch to keep their homes warm.

Me: Never thought I’d land up siding with the #Pope…

Pope Leo the Based: What about a fellow #Trump opponent?

Me: Aye, I could do that.

This is who #Trump should have sent to negotiate with #Iran:

Not only is the #DoorDashGrandma who delivered food to Trump actually a paid MAGA crisis actor, the money she's supposedly saving from his #NoTaxOnTips plan for her fake husband's cancer treatment amounts to <2% of the average cost of treatment.

#Trump only has one thing in common with Jesus:

If #Trump was a DoorDash driver, he'd get customer complaints for the food he's not stealing always smelling like old man ass.

What a decent President says.

#Trump tried to start shit with the Pope to distract #MAGA from the fact that Jesus was a pacifist and a socialist.

Vance should shit in one hand and wish in the other, then see which one fills up first...

From your lips to God's ears...