I ordered $60 worth of Thai food for dinner and what arrived at my door was a chicken sandwich and lemonade from Wendy’s 🤡

a boy wearing a t-shirt that says i 'm sorry it 's not ALT: a boy wearing a t-shirt that says i 'm sorry it 's not

I really need a fun mall day

I’m not joking when I was sedated for surgery all I could hear was midnight sun lol

I read all of Age of Revelation and for what? I’ll say Longshots was at least fun. The rest? Trash.

Genuinely so fascinating watching movies set in Boston. It’s always depicted like some foreign land with customs and dialect that are from a forgotten time.

All I do is date men, show them Selena, and then never see them again

I love when someone with a stone cold face replies to you with a “stop, that is too funny” like that is elite shade

Not only spent the day in my cast and sling, but I’m pretty sure the samosas I made from whole
Foods gave me food poisoning and now every alarm in my building has decided to go off. The chaos is never ending.

Well

Ate shit riding a blue bike on the way to a man’s hotel 🙃

An unserious man

I always get so turned up when native Latinos call me white washed, like I’m ready to fight wtf

“So you’re into Pokémon huh?” Guy after we’re done hooking up lol

Tragic: the muscly guy at the gym who was being nice to me is wearing a blue lives matter hat

A straight coworker just said “you can’t be friends with someone you have see with!” And I said “oh babe I’m gay, I can do whatever I want” 💅

Yeah I for a while thought he was doing a bit, it was wild

I have an ex who I admire deeply and we’re still friends, but one of the biggest fights we ever got into was because he insisted the Metaverse was the future and I couldn’t help telling him how fucking stupid he sounded. I won’t text him today to gloat, but…I’m tempted lol

It really is a small gay world because what do you mean I met balloon gay through his boyfriend who is on my dodgeball team years after I followed him on tumblr with all the other elder millennials???

White straight man just sang Colbie Calliet at karaoke, the world is healing

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek sharing a tied up Steve Zahn in Bandidas is ultimate horny cinema

Talking to a third generation Mexican American boomer in Texas truly is such a crazy experience

Forgot to mention I was lamenting my lube situation (boston doesn’t really have sex shops, couldn’t buy anything in Florida because TSA, etc) and an Italian man out of nowhere says “in Italy we make our own, olive oil and love, all you need, you Americans love plastic!”

They’re playing Gracie Abrams at the gay sex shop in Wilton Manner, I’d expect nothing less

A 51 year old gay man who works in the beauty industry 😗👌🏼 just perfect

The capezios are OUT in Tampa tonight

The modern basic bitch drag classic that will always tear down the house is Burnin Up by Jesse J I don’t make the rules

Tampa airport continues to be the chilliest/quietest airport I’ve ever been to

Sending risky messages to a boy and his man and it worked 😎

Good times talking Waiting for Guffman with @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social and @lrendon.bsky.social