Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Alan Dershowitz's defection to the Republican Party could have a chilling effect on Democrats' ability to recruit authoritarian pro-Netanyahu pedophiles who continually go on Fox News to praise Donald Trump.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

V cool that Trump started the redistricting fight and Iran war and in doing so ushered in a lock for dem house and a global pivot to solar. Please Mr Trump do healthcare next.

The fact that this is, probably, Ukraine's best bet for stepped-up U.S. support pretty much explains everything going on these days. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Tweet from Pete Hegseth: "The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately."

In World War I more U.S. soldiers died of influenza than from combat. In America's first 145 years of war more soldiers and sailors died from infectious diseases than from enemy action. In every single war in human history more combatants have died of illness and disease than bullets and the blade.

Thankfully illness and disease has never been an issue for armies in times of war. bsky.app/profile/ones...

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

There’s a lot that is horrible and stupid about the war with Iran but if Donald Trump’s misbegotten military adventurism accelerates the green transition it will be deeply, deeply funny.

This is awesome

11 straight home playoff losses, extending the longest streak in NBA history. Time to grow up, Pistons.

Michigan State won all the Dodgeball titles!!

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Re: Morgan Wallen playing in Bama’s stadium tonight

We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.

OFF TO NEVER, NEVERLAND [slams into a giant scoreboard]

losing it at this image

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

I think part of the reason the Pope thing is hitting so much is that modern life is so devoid of *any* morality, any system of right and wrong that is not completely hollow and fraudulent, which hits as halfway sensible and opposed to Trump and those like him, feels absolutely revolutionary

We all have days like this

Sandra Bullock Encourages Hollywood To "Lean Into" AI Sandra Bullock is one of several Hollywood stars embracing the use of artificial intelligence in the industry.

Everyone who says shit like this has a vested business interest in AI. It's no more complicated than that. deadline.com/2026/04/sand...

Bluesky: You have notifications.

Me: Can I see what they are?

Bluesky: Fuck you.

heated chivalry

The New York Times telling me that my dog is dumb

Bitch I will beat your ass

I'm so old I remember when this site used to work.

Wenceels prenzeels

JD Vance has been asked to bring napkins to the next church potluck

Vance says the pope should be more careful when talking about theology

A man unqualified to do absolutely everything has opinions about a person his own religion says is infallible.