I'd rather have a badly inflated balloon than AI.

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

If you can't beat 'em ............

If the head of the Catholic church can cancel his visit to the USA, why can't the head of the Church of England?

Incontinence pants?

Presenting the reopening the Strait of Hormuz as a victory is like the Greeks failing to take Troy but celebrating the safe return of their wooden horse

Why the fuck would they want to do that?
He's doing more damage to the USA than they ever could.

If he comes back in 3 days I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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So, basically the whole party.

When are they bombing the Vatican?

Sorry, couldnae resist.

She's half right.

"creating barriers to migration doesn't prevent people from needing or wanting to migrate to survive or reunite with family. The barriers only make the migration process more dangerous, enabling smugglers and traffickers to exploit migrants in the process."

This. Seems obvious doesn’t it?

#Yusufultool

BREAKING: Iran confirms it has no interest in a reciprocal assassination against Trump because no weapon it could possibly build, not even nukes, could do more harm to the US than the current president. Iran actually sees Trump as a major asset 👀

Made the mistake of saying "I'll just take the dog for a walk before the rain comes on".

Left: President Trump says that he doesn't believe NATO will come to America's aid

Right: Kaja Kallas explains the only time NATO was mobilised was to help the US after 9/11, adding that today, NATO countries are in the Gulf Arab countries helping protect US bases

Operation Bigliest Thesaurus.

Avoid Kirsten Shepard.

So, about those Eid prayers in London...

"What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?"

"Nelson's column, innit?"

"And the highest thing on the column?"

"Nelson."

"And on Nelson?"

"His hat."

"And the highest thing on his hat?"

"That bit that sticks up."

1/8

need to be very clear: this isn't the fault of jews and jews aren't even requesting it. it's just being done by our incredibly right wing authoritarian ruling class who have figured out they can weaponise antisemitism to justify curtailing the rights of everyone including jews.

Negotiated by a witch apparently. 🤔

26,000 American casualties including 7,000 deaths.

To be fair, as someone with a French name, speaking a Germanic language in a country literally called after a tribe of Germanic immigrants, it probably is a foreign language to him.

Well said, young man. Well said.

"450K children being brought out of poverty. Is that a good use of people's money? Of course it fvcking is. If it's not, what is wrong with your head?"

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to