Once they said the moon was made of green cheese I knew world is full of delusional bastards. I stopped believing in everything.
Everything.
Except the Easter Bunny
who visits me every spring.

He was a great one!

Absolutely!

Comedic genius

The

I am cheered that I can watch symphony performances on YouTube then open my my software and write music that in comparison is like a dog playing with its own poop and finger paints.
Good fortune!

Next dream- wife and I weaseled or way into a dinner for movie stars alive in WW2. Interacted with Ernest Borgnine, Kirk Douglas, and Edward G. Robinson, all of whom gave us their business cards. There was a circular staircase in which some of the stairs were rotating horizontally, giving us pause.

I had a magnificent dream last night!
I and my team were in a darkened lab with white squidgy things floating in air. Somehow we could use them to time travel. On my trip I discovered the secret/meaning of life which I failed to adequately describe to my lab mates. But I woke in a state of bliss.

You didn’t have to be so nice as to post this but maybe you believe in magic because it’s a wonderful day for a daydream

Lovely

Women are routinely talked over on news shows then they go to the interruptor and don’t go back to the woman speaker.

Heroes!

the best shade of pink

You brilliant.

They were appalled at the concept of working folk having control over the profits of their labors.

The American Revolution was a battle between fat rich white fucks in England and fat rich white fucks on the American continent who would destroy black and red men at the drop of a hat if they interfered with the acquisition of the wealth of the land of freedom both of whom despised democracy.

Puke

Thomas Jefferson owned over 600 slaves in his lifetime.
No excuse will suffice.

Best Wishes!

my indignant gut, knocking me on my butt
as my brain stuttered and fluttered, my eyes and ears shuttered

The preordained afterthought I forgot matters not and naught
as the mental slot I begot can hold a lot of miracles, eclipsed and spherical, round as a moon, shining like a silver spoon in the gob of a royal baboon as I ponder the brightness of noon, drunk as a loon.
A noisy forethought destroyinh

Scoundrelisimo

Laser eyes, onyx teeth and the respiratory system of s dolphin on acid.

Another metric handful of analog tadpoles swimming lazily upstream- do they know yet what they will become? Leaping, croaking monsters compared to their current configuration.
I want to change into a stainless steel,flying predator if it’s not too much to ask

Good morning bluesky, yes it is true, i’ve got two roses just for you, one is pink and one is blue.
Have you a vase where they might rest? They’ve got lots to get off their chests,
Colors roseate and azure combining reflections to joy-light my eyes, beneath the perfect blue sky.

Excellent!

This just in.
If you make repetitive motions with part of your body the muscle at that part of your body will bulge. If you play it right you can become a self-deformed circus freak garnering superficial admiration from other meat heads like yourself