Always a housekeeper, never the house

And yes I bought the bunny ears 🤭

Happy Slayyyter merch release day to all who celebrate

I DIDNT STEP OFF THE TRAIN TONIGHT TO GET MEAN MUGGED IN THE CLUB BY SOME UGLY BITCHES!! 🗣️

Watching mummy 2 and all I can think is this was my gay awaking

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

We should start a fight club

Ok so bees are a go!!! Lisa the bee lady has assigned us the task of naming the queens — now taking suggestions.

lol someone I know follows…

Just saw a reel for a Gay & Lesbian conservative cruise and the comments are 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is so me coded

Who up watching the president threaten war crimes again?

Just watched triangle of sadness and:

1- that was intense
2-I will never think of my forehead wrinkle the same way again

I wish! 😢

Dirty pony, I can’t wait to hose you down

Just perfect 👅

Late to this cuz of bluesky meltdown, but I run a hotel (quitting) and working on some short term rentals go forward 🤓

*also forgive typos in previous skeet. I got too excited about Reba.

If we allow men to participate- “house of the rising sun” is historic and great

And what if I said Fancy, or the night the lights went out in Georgia? By a single mom who woks to jobs and loves her kids and never stops

All these girls ate down boots!!

ROBBED!

Darlene Mitchell is COOKING with G(ass)!!

Call me da KGBitch!

And she wasn’t kidding!

New MIA kinda makes me wanna start a cult?

What did you just call me?!?

Still laughing at the prospect of juggling 2 jobs for the back half of April. I am not enough of a capitalist for this! 😂

Bluesky girl get up