That is wild 😮

It makes me want one too. I can fix the banana. I know it

I know. I don’t smoke but the photos make me feel real self destructive. Like one couldn’t hurt me much

Marlboro gold cigarettes from Mexico with wilted banana saying erectile dysfunction in Spanish

Another pack with varicose veins in Spanish

Today I learned that cigarettes from Mexico are more dangerous than the ones you buy in the US

I was a middle-aged sex kitten

I filed with TurboTax. I had 2 w-2s. Turbo tax determined that I overpaid the government by $50.00. It determined my tax return was no longer simple and charged me an extra $79.

It is a racket

Just a reminder that the IRS developed free software that was going to be available in every state this year that a majority of taxpayers could use to file taxes alongside their state returns and the regime axed it.

You already paid to develop it and they just buried it to profit corporate America.

Pope Leo making Catholicism cool again

I can never fault anyone for leaving, but I’m stuck here 😩

I do love that soundtrack

My job still requires them so I’m getting all of the benefits of being a better coworker, which may be helpful in rebuilding society?

Congratulations to the UCLA Women’s basketball team on winning their first NCAA championship!

The California State Capitol will be lit tonight in blue and yellow in their honor.

Go Bruins! Fours up!

He knows it when he sees it.

I am seated

This is what you get for talking to young people I guess

Trump's new budget request would be the military's largest funding increase in over half a century

Starting April 1, 2026, you are no longer eligible for CalFresh if you are: • An asylee; • A refugee; • A parolee (unless you are a Cuban and Haitian Entrant); • An individual with deportation or removal withheld; • A conditional entrant; • A victim of trafficking; • A battered noncitizen; • Iraqis and Afghans with Special Immigrant Visas (SIVs); • Certain Afghan nationals granted parole between July 31, 2021, and September 30, 2023; or, • Certain Ukrainian nationals granted parole between February 24, 2022, and September 30, 2024.

Changes that Republicans made to SNAP will kick a lot of people off food stamps starting April 1.

If you can, please support your local food bank.

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I think I like my burgers juicy, but maybe I’ll try one

To this day I do not know what a “smash burger” is. I see them listed on the menu but I refuse to engage

police lie, and have no duty to protect you

I write in bastardized cursive and I think it’s cute 😭

Will be going to Irvine to “Live Más!”

I live a few hours and many more degrees away 😭

It was almost 88

People have drafts? I just rawdog these thoughts onto the internet- diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain

I’m not sure if I would. It’s kinda scratching the twitter itch I developed during the pandemic

Doesn’t even know the world is on fire.

*photos of the cat that lives with me over the past 12 hours

Yikes. And out here we’re in heatwave mode. Gonna be 90 by the end of the week

Good morning!

I’ve decided I can’t survive the end of the US empire and the oncoming economic crash alone. Should I join Tinder or Hinge?