4 cats. 4 meows

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

a senior golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a gray stone wall and faces the camera head-on. he has at least four tennis balls in his mouth – two stacked vertically under his nose, and one pressing up his cheek flaps on either side. the balls are faded shades of orange and green, now weathered and well-loved, like the sugary white of the dog’s face.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

Chalk board with a conversation. Me: This escape room is hard. Friend: This is a bookstore. Credit: Daisy Chain Book Company

The hardest room to escape.

Just came back from the cinema after watching The Drama.

Immensely funny but also *incredibly* tense and agonising to sit through (intentionally), The Drama is one of the best films I've personally seen this year.

Would absolutely recommend watching - go in blind.

#movies

a tricolor basset hound puppy named Jack sits on a gray couch wearing a pair of jean overalls. he looks up at the camera with an expression that says, "are you serious?" this is not what he meant when he requested a blue collar.

This is Jack. He was given a pair of overalls today. Doesn’t mind wearing them, but wants to be clear he will not be performing any manual labor. 12/10 (IG: jeffthebasset)

A sink full of freshly drained pasta. The pasta should be in the pan instead at the bottom of the sink

I tried draining the pasta in the sink...

Currently reading "I'm Glad My Mom's Dead" by Jennette McCurdy, and man, that's a tough read.

Also reading Iron Flame by Rebecca Yaros. I'm not going to lie guys, I'm at 9% and not really feeling this one...

#books #booksky

BOOKS!

Bad Men by Julie Mae Cohen - Loved this book, although needed less Jon and much more Saffy IMHO.

Match Maker by S.E. Lynes - Absolutely brill psychological thriller book. Was captivated througout!

#books #booksky

Movies - watched Ready or Not 2: Here They Come. It was fine - reminded me of They Will Kill You, but less supernatural and less cinematography. Just trying to tell a story (which is fine)

Few little updates:

PKU - latest result was 325umol/L! This is great news given how I've switched up my diet, so I'm pretty happy at how that's turned out! Other than that, PKU has been pretty much fine, just keep on truckin'

Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman

Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game

Just came back from watching They Will Kill You.

Absolutely loved this film. It's an action comedy horror film, and it had me laughing at so many points as well as wincing at many others.

If you do go and see it, go into it knowing it's an occult film with some gross out moments.

#movies #movie

Well I love crime and thriller books, but AI as well? Consider me sold!

a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands

Do it again!! AGAIN!!

Finished The Imperfect Murder by James Patterson & J.D. Barker.

I loved this one. It was a quick, brisk, fun read with *tons* of plot twists. The ending absolutely floored me in the best way, I was grinning ear to ear.

#book #books #booksky

AWESOME NEWS DUDE! So very happy for you! Looking forward to the new game!

I dunno, when Rocky said "fist me bump" that left me traumatised.

Jokes aside, I absolutely loved the film. I saw it in IMAX which is something I rarely do, but I'm so glad I did. Just a beautiful film about friendship, really! I also read the book last month and it's just as brilliant.

FINALLY! I have finished the Heat 2 book by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner.

The book reads like a script for a film turned into a book - it lacks depth and there is a lot of repetitive language. It's nice to see Neil and V. Hanna gain. Chris chapters were a slog though. :(

#book #books #booksky

Finished The Exorcist book this morning. WOW! What a brilliant horror book!

Surprised myself with how much I liked it - I much prefer the book to the film. Great time - can't wait for more horror books!

#books #booksky

Pee place used paper hand towels in the bins provided

Dutifully noted

Alright, now time to crack on with The Exorcist book.

I've delayed the very real prospect of wetting my pants enough already.

Finished Like Mother, Like Daughter.

It really felt like nothing happened for 80% of the book, and then the last 10-15% of the book everything came full swing. I felt the ending was a disappointment, and the focus of 3 plots really diluted the main plot. Didn't enjoy.

#book #books #booksky

I've got StopTheMadness extension installed in all my browsers, but all it seems to do is break a lot of websites, increasing the madness.

I ended up stumbling on this collection as I read the first chapter of RPO, and I was quite floored at the blatant sexism (Wade's mum and aunt are painted as villains, and the male counterparts have almost no part in the Wade's anger despite being themselves being shitty).

I regret digging further.

The entire thing is insufferable. It's like someone on Reddit wrote poems.

Ernest talks about how he tried comedy but failed to break through. Not because his jokes were crap, but no-one in the audience got his geekiness. The complete and utter lack of self awareness is staggering.

"Nerd Porn Auteur" needs its own award for being one of the most misogynistic pieces disguised as a heartfelt suggestion.

The absolute worst part is that it comes after a poem where Ernest slams a character for being misogynist.

I read "The Importance of being Ernest" by Ernest Cline, the guy behind Ready Player One.

I normally don't like being mean and cruel to an author's work, but I swear to god that was some of the worst dogshit I've ever read in my entire life.

#books #booksky

Watched Project Hail Mary in IMAX at the cinemas. Absolutely brilliant!

It actually follows the book pretty well which surprised me - I'm used to seeing tweaks and edits being done. The only real tweaks is cutting down the scientific babble.

Can't wait to own it on Bluray!

I must be tired, I read "Look at this red hot eel to eel I just picked up" and I was so baffled for five whole minutes.