#Parents! The feel good movie of the year!

-Jeffrey Dahmer "At the Movies"

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The mom was going to invite Milton Bradley and his family for dinner, but dad thought they'd be too gamey. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

The scariest part of #Parents? The 1950s suburban kid who doesn't watch six hours of television a day! What a freak!
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Shouldn't the school counselor be LESS neurotic than the kids she counsels?
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Was spooky soundtrack a common feature in 1950s ranch style homes?
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a person is riding a tea cup ride at a theme park Alt: a person is riding a tea cup ride at a theme park

I think I'd be fine in 1950s suburban California with cannibal parents. It depends on how close we lived to Disneyland. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Yes but unfortunately he was in group therapy with Randy Quaid. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

As a fussy eater in my youth (aka a big pain in the ass!), I have a lot of sympathy for Mom in this movie.
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That's a big error! In the 1950s you had to ask permission NOT to smoke!
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Wasn't he the owner of the tuna company in Mr Mom?

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Don't worry. Sex didn't come to the suburbs until 1964. It was all pods before then. #Svengoolie
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Anything to end the creepy dialog. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No human! No human sandwiches! No human salad! No human gravy! Human Hash! Human a la King! Or gallons of human soup! Gone, ALL GONE!
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Once again the cowards in Hollywood refuse to greenlight my Mashup of "Parents" and "A Christmas Story"

The old man was a long pig connieseur.
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"We can't make friends by telling lies, Michael."

That's an outtake, right? Randy Quaid was supposed to say "without telling lies".

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I'll take "Things that sound like Warren Zevon songs but aren't" for $200, Alex.

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Big mistake moving it from Thursday's Must See TV lineup. #Svengoolie
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If this wasn't a period piece, I'd assume it was a documentary about Randy Quaid. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

When it comes to bunk beds, the top bunk is generally considered the best one. I imagine that's especially true for blood bunk beds.
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I wonder if I'd have become a fully functional adult if I had been named C. Montague Shaw?

a man in a suit and tie says let me tell you a couple of three things Alt: Phil Leotardo saying let me tell you a couple of 3 thingd

Didn't Tony and Phil agree to the split of these no work jobs?

I saw #Dethklok and #AmonAmarth in San Antonio tonight. Great show, but I almost got pulled into a slam dance and had two t-shirts stolen! I didn't think that was still a thing.

They got into a lather over it.

But after the invention of the belly?

I respect that the filmmakers for #TheCar realized any back story or motivation would just be ridiculous and decided to not even try. #Svengoolie

What if the motorcycle decides to switch sides? #TheCar #Svengoolie

Fargo GIF Alt: Fargo GIF

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Wade: "Do you expect me to talk?"

#TheCar : "No, Mr Wade. I expect you to die."

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You're mother was a Yugo! And your father smelt of diesel! #Svengoolie

#TheCar must have had an informant in the DMV. #Svengoolie