every time i log on i see that picture of bill o’reilly and while i know time comes for us all, lol motherfucker looks like palpatine

TNG "The Game"; Riker and Geordi in the engineering lab with Ensign Lefler working at a terminal in the background; Riker is leaning in to speak to Geordi, looking a bit squinty, with the caption: Geordi, I brought something back from Risa that you have got to try.

lmao i found a 19 year old 1bruce1 livejournal post about it. wonderful

the crisis of “husband loves trash, but does he love the pepe silvia-ass margo lore”

i have discovered the sweet valley high podcast and i am ecstatic

“but they have tatcha for twenty nine american dollars and diptyque l’eau des hesperides for ninety” bitch i hate you leave me alone

anyway i will be well-moisturized and smell fuckin incredible when It Happens i guess

This is 1) a staggering amount of money spent in a primary, 2) a staggering disparity between pro-Cameron spending & his opponents, considering he may still have a shot to win. #kysen

have unsubscribed from all of these “we’re having a massive 75% off sale!!!!” emails because 1) i am depressed and i will bite and 2) why the fuck don’t you just charge that price to begin with

we have this ridiculous family of Canada geese that likes to traverse the road between the mall and the Target, an extremely busy thoroughfare in Lexington, and people straight up stop traffic to let them cross. it is the most wholesome traffic jam I’m ever a part of

started a new job in late 2020 where i met like 4 people irl because everyone else worked from home and i still don’t know anyone lmao. it sucked then, the late effects of it on everything suck, fuck covid and the covid-era imo

me at the bar, once every 10 years: thrills as she debates whether or not to have a second, or if that’s just too much. chills as she says hell yeah give me another. spills as either the drink or herself somehow finds their way to the floor

i don’t really drink often but just got The Urge to go sit at an outside patio and have some gin, as a treat

my husband and i wildly disagree on our covid-era experience but like, i was a SAHM with a freshly 2-year-old. it sucked!!!! it was scary and isolating and people were dicks, other people were dying, no thanks to any of it

my only covid take is that i literally have had bouts of agoraphobia that kept me from leaving the house for years prior to covid and boy howdy being kept inside/away from others, with a toddler, fucking sucked. i missed having the choice.

yesssss. bring back color!! get this sad greige boring crap outta here

yeah, that was not for me lol.

wow.

badly needing beach day or at least drive through hill country, settling for lighting bluebonnet scented candle and pretending

on day one of my administration, pat mcafee will be arrested and held accountable for his many crimes

we don’t need pat mcafee (to have an entrance this long)

hell yeah, congrats to bianca and montez

cena looks like he’s about to leave to go back to his other job so he can yell at peter parker some more.

i want to see dirty dom in a ‘70s rock band.

lmao i was like “oh no i gotta clarify that this is a wrestling post but also: very funny the other way”

i don’t think that pedigree ended the way it was supposed to

A celebratory graphic of the University of Oklahoma women’s gymnastics team posing around an NCAA championship trophy. The athletes wear red leotards and strike dynamic poses against a glowing gold background. Large text reads “National Champions,” with the OU logo above. Across the top, championship years are listed: 2026, 2025, 2023, 2022, 2019, 2017, 2016, and 2014. The central trophy includes the NCAA logo and text indicating the 2026 National Collegiate Women’s Gymnastics Champions.

Sooner. Magic.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

i don’t care what they tell me about hello kitty. she’s a cat and has been to me for like 40 years. we don’t need a backstory or Deep Lore or whatever

it is offensively bad man, like it’s mania so sure

what fucking year is it? i’ve seen paige, the bellas, aj lee, and becky lynch. and like 45 mins of straight ads

i also genuinely hate what they’ve done to what was once one of the most recognizable theme for any woman wrestler but alas

too many ads