Ah yes, regaling us with tales of his adventures on Epstein Island.

Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs

Irony just went out back and shot itself.

They probably burst into flames when he touched a Trump Bible.

Yeah like you getting elected again.

Trump doesn't know how words work or what they mean.

Tell me you don't know how tariffs work without telling me you don't know how tariffs work.

It should be but he surrounded by so many other raving lunatics that it is hard to keep em all straight

Well duh

I am saying prayers but they probably aren't sending my best. Still a man can dream.

So that's a no then.

Rich Corinthian Leather no less.

OMG the absolute projection.

We all did.

Literally a couple of questions back: "I haven't concluded anything"

I haven't concluded anything...

Translation: Yes he has.

Something "called" an investigation that is actually a total sham with a predetermined outcome.

Translation: He knows all about it.

"I was traveling. I haven't seen any of that."

Sure Jan, sure.

*cough* Kyle Rittenhouse *cough*

Yes that was the point of the question you moron.

That last sentence is like he gets a bonus for every MAGA keyword he uses.

They would assault more but none of them can count past 4.

All the work she has had done can't remove the dead behind her eyes.

Yes we do. They saw a chance to kill another person with absolutely no repercussions.

Why would law enforcement help the people committing the actual crimes?

Police have just announced they have apprehended the suspects alleged to be responsible for this weekend's massive snow and ice storm.

Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.