Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".
GUESS WE'LL SEE NOW
Shortened substance use to "Sub Use" in my research data.
Hehehehheheehhehee
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
Image is of several books in a trash bin. Text reads: The People Who Don't Read Books Identifying as someone who categorically rejects books suggests a much larger deficiency of character.
"I am not a fan of books.” ~ Kanye West
#Booksky
I like how, for the purposes of the furry fandom, we've agreed that "airplane" is a type of animal.
a wolf has escaped a zoo in south korea and the photo they got of it looks like it just went out to get a pack of cigs
that thing where people are speaking another language and will drop back into English for a proper noun, but it’s two therians barking but reverting to english to say a distinctly human concept
(sad whines) (growls) rrrhhhrhh “taxi to the airport” refff wrrr (ears back) “flight is delayed” grrrrrr
commission for jerr.gg!
dog with antlers!? 🐶
Just need to power through finals this month and I'll be 2/3rd's the way complete for my MSW...
Berneses
Purple dog captioned "dogs if they were purple"
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
from tumblr user exeggcute: I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine
good post
This aged like milk
come on, i can make room for one more :)
🧵 @morefurlessinc.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
Here are several options to do the same to advertisers
Mary as Inigo Montoya: "I could give you my word as a foxgirl." Peter as Westley: "No good, I've known too many foxgirls."
Foxgirls: 100% Trustworthy
Junior Executive Model
Indies ARE the games "industry" now, if you can call it that
the wealth-hoarding juggernauts will fire, replace, cancel, re-tool, and vaporware anything that doesn't look like "easy money" to them. Games are just lottery tickets to them, they are all racing to make 1 billion as fast as possible
An eight panel comic depicting four separate anthropomorphic dogs, first standing in front of their respective homes; a tall apartment block, a suburban house, an older low-rise apartment building, and a rural house. They all share the same speech bubble: "Of course you can stay with us in Seattle!" In panels 5 though 8, each gestures towards the same large dog bed on their floors, but in front of a dog crate, a couch, a sling-style seat, and a large teddy bear, respectively. They share the same speech bubble once again: "You can even sleep on our new 'human size dog bed.' "
It's a Doggy Dog Bed
The last time I pointed out why we shouldn't engage with the HP franchise, I received death threats so.. I'm doing it AGAIN!
ANY support of this show and franchise directly funds a BIGOTED BITCH who actively campaigns to destroy the lives of Trans people. There is NO separating the art from her.
Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop.
Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything.
It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.
get rotated idiot
HAHAHAHHA oh boo fucking hoo on those cops.
Dog Friends
