a man in a gray shirt is holding a green bag of food in his mouth . Alt: Hannibal eating cabbage

Yes sir

Picture or a park with some random architecture and fountains and stuff

Picture of a pasture in the fog

Image of a river with a skyline and grain elevators in the background

When the edible makes little snacks soooo much better

Hey did you know that

Kansas City buildings and birds

Kansas City Buildings and skyline

Union Pacific Station in Kansas City

My boyfriend walking down a bridge in Kansas City

Went to Kansas City with my boyfriend, it was nice

I wish there was Letterboxd for restaurants

"I'm bisexual, which means I get to have sex TWICE before I die"

Picture of a hand holding a blunt

This and a blunt

three cartoon characters are standing in a diner . Alt: three cartoon characters are standing in a diner .

Me when my roommate asks to hit my pen

a woman is sitting on a couch and saying i 've been a bad bad girl . Alt: a woman (Fiona Apple) is sitting on a couch and saying i 've been a bad bad girl .

Listening to Fiona Apple makes me want to smoke cigarettes

Man sitting in nature

Took this picture yesterday, I liked it

Lesbico

Me frfr

High thoughts:
It's crazy how we have like internal compass base camps. Like how we align our directions with our like childhood street, or our college dorm... it shapes direction

How is this gif this long????

Justin Long but wide

Justin long but long

2025 fucking sucks man

Using my HSA to buy weed and a glock

a predator is playing with an alien on a swing Alt: a predator is playing with an alien on a swing

I just watched Alien Vs Predator and it was much more fun then I was expecting. Cheesy, campy, cunty, and it nailed the ending. Would recommend!

penis

Xfinity support guy and I were waiting so long for manager approval that we got to talking about biryani and lassi, and in the end he decided it would be his mission to try American BBQ before he died. Best Xfinity experience ever

Damn, the new Alien: Earth show sucks. They faked us out with a cool retro aesthetic, and then took it away from us, gave us generic sci-fi visuals, like 15 characters who all don't care very much and are all kinda dumb, new Disney marketable aliens, and this is a real screencap from the show:

Image of Squished Lois Griffin as a kid

I'm in my bad bitch era

Me when the weed hit

Picture of an old grain bin with big clouds behind it

I miss posting random pictures to Instagram, but I don't want another endless doom scrolling app

16 cases of La Croix in my trunk

I just need a little treat I just need a little treat I just need a little treat I just need a little treat I just need a little treat