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The Reclaimers are in the middle of a ferocious battle, and just as they're trying to save as many Satyrs as they can, a horrific undead shambles into the fray in-
The Unexpectables II - Ep. 147: His Regards
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The Retinue of Chance, after having survived a firefight with Tyranid Hiveships must now deal with hostile boarders. The Amissa Coronam sector and all its secrets wait to be found in-
Fool's Gelt: The Retinue of Chance - Episode 3: The Lamb
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The Reclaimers try to navigate Rebu's romantic history.
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Oh god they really screwed it up this time...
The Unexpectables II - The Episode where Rebu Dies
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Apologies folks, I think someone got in here. We're looking into it now, but for the moment we're spraying disinfectant around.
Oberth: WOAH! Sounds like Lynne's knocking on the wizard chamber doors!
Gerkin: Do you think we answered enough questions for the cosmic voices?
Oberth: Oh man, totally not!
Gerkin: Listen cosmic voices! Believe in yourself, and a closed door is a perfect spot for a trap to be set!
Both: Later!
Oberth: Douse em in spices!
Gerkin: Eat them first!
Oberth: Lynne does kissy noises and baby talk at her dogs all the time. I think Gerkin and I are the only ones who've seen it!
Gerkin: This one time I walking in on Glean eating fists full of flour from a sack.
Both: Eat it.
Oberth: FIRMLY GRASP IT.
Gerkin: Tenderly, like a delicate friend.
Oberth: Girlfriend means that there exists a girlFOE and I am not prepared for that possibility!
Gerkin: If the world doesn't send you any good people in your life its time to become one!
Oberth: I want to be Groumuth! Groomooth? Grummith? The Dwarven god of crafting!
Gerkin: Have you every crafted anything?
Oberth: Nah, but that dwarf god drinks ALL the TIME!
Gerkin: I want to be Orthoc so I can be a cool dragon.
Oberth: Pssshhh, that's easy! 910!
Gerkin: 21?
Oberth: Particle Eviscerater!
Gerkin: I want to make a giant donkey, like a big wooden donkey, and put a bunch of guys in it. And then push the donkey into a bad guy's house, and then all the guys burst out and stab them.
Oberth: Disintegration. Just turn em' to DUST bro.
Gerkin: Pollen attack!
Oberth: Got to say, its pretty swell!
Gerkin: It's nice that someone finally loves us!
Oberth: Its why we put our whole everything to protecting the keep!
Gerkin: Until we get...like... tired or bored.
Oberth: Or we got better things to do. Yeah.
Gerkin: But its nice to be appretiated!
Gerkin: Awww man! They love fetch! With sticks and bones and other stuff!
Oberth: We feed them treats but since they're like 'zombie dogs' they kinda just... fall out?
Gerkin: Yeah, and then they get trapped in this cycle of eating the treat over and over
Oberth: Feels like a metaphor for life...
Oberth: Hawk and Zaida have been hanging out a lot on patrols! Dunno if that means anything but I've been noticing it!
Gerkin: That new lady with the weird grey dog has been hanging around the Library a ton, don't know what's going on there, but I know Augrune is usually alone, and now he's not!
Oberth: Listen, Otho pays us GOOD, but the real deal is the coverage we get!
Gerkin: Room and board, Free food, free gym membership with Poille and Craig.
Oberth: Bro, I'm pretty sure we get maternity leave!
Gerkin: Do we!?
Oberth: Yeah we do bro!
*The sound of a solid high-five*
Oberth: EXCUSE ME. Don't you mean POLITICAL DEBATE CLUB!?
Gerkin: Yeah that's some serious business that Mimzy has to deal with!
Oberth: Issues with Princess Bear!
Gerkin: The betrayal of the Horse Riders of Piano country.
Oberth: Just because there's tea doesn't mean its not important, okay!?
Oberth: Oh man... I'd say I'm a solid... like... blue? Or maybe yellow?
Gerkin: 37.
Oberth: Nah, that club is for people who think, man.
Gerkin: We need our brainpower for new traps and strategies to make it appear like we're working!
Oberth: Once we got that figured out, we can make our own lie down club!
Gerkin: Free of consiquence!
Oberth: And Craig and Lynne yelling at us.
Oberth: Oh man, totally! Put your mind to it and you can do anything! Maybe not well, but you'd have done it!
Gerkin: I suggest robbing a bank, you'll get both instantly!
Oberth: Oh man, I'd master some of that reality bending shirt. Make the stars and sky bend to my will. Be the deciding factor on if the crops grow. Warp time to my whims, really get on that cosmic arcane shit. Time and Space Wizard, baby ~
Gerkin: Summon sesame bagel spell.
Oberth: Nah dude, naaaah. You NEVER tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an IDIOT! Just pine after them and when they get boyfriends, wallow in regret like a cool guy! It's that easy!
Gerkin: The last time I asked a girl out she left me tied up, dangling off a bridge.
Oberth: Nah, we're platinum boys through and through!
Gerkin: Copper and Silver is for the streets!
Oberth: We're on that bougie payment plan now!
Gerkin: Most can't afford us!
Oberth: But we're worth it!
Gerkin: Boring! Why lie down when you can tilt all the painting in the keep, or steal all of Hendrick's pens?
Oberth: We're working on our image right now.
Gerkin: Yeah turns out working alongside a murderer and a scheming magic man really sets your reputation back a few pegs!
Oberth: At least we have access to our 'bad boy personas'
Gerkin: We are certified bad boys, that's for sure!
Gerkin: Oh man, going back would be hard considering our previous employer is on the run!
Oberth: We have too many good benefits working in Isenvale!
Gerkin: Free room and board!
Oberth: Free food!
Gerkin: Medical care!
Oberth: Cute Girls!
Gerkin: Cute Boys!
Oberth: Both?
Gerkin: Both.
Oberth: Ahh man, I love hanging out with Taek! She's pretty cool!
Gerkin: I like Rolf! He's teaching me how to use a pike and halberd!
