The entire U.S. Constitution is on display for the first time ever. Guess the National Archives decided folks needed a refresher on what it contains

I fully support making those in office where jumpsuits like NASCAR drivers with their sponsors displayed on them.

This is how I feel about boneless wings. Just say chicken nuggets.

Oh they don’t even care about those, cause if they did, we’d have world class maternity care, federal maternity/paternity leave, and assistance programs

There’s this scene ⬇️ where Hoskins keeps calling Blue a boy, when everyone knows the dinosaurs are female. So I say to you…, anyone makes you feel some kind of way, calls you a pronoun you aren’t or just sucks…. give them a steely eyed look and bite their arm off. Then eat their liver. Or whatever.

Yeah, 9 times out of 10, if I point out the price was listed differently, they just change it. They really don’t care enough.

Ryder from Paw Patrol is Tony Stark’s illegitimate child and no one can convince me other wise #pawpatrol

There are two kind of people:

One type won’t ever let the gas tank fall below 1/4.

One type waits until after the light comes on to find a station.

They meet and get married and go on road trips together

Why does my #schar hamburger bun have a belly button?

“This country has gotten bloated, fat, disgusting, and incompetently run,” the 78-year-old McDonald’s lover said…, - quite the self own, IQ47

We’d love to have you, and any other man who supports this cause

I love getting my phone back from the kid, and finding 700 photos of his feet

Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library The country singer started the “Imagination Library” nearly 30 years ago to encourage early literacy.

Q: How evil do you have to be to cut a Dolly book program?

A: Pretty f*cking evil.

Solution: Dolly for Prez!

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65 and high winds today … by Wednesday, snow storm.

I caught my first 3-day ban on Reddit! Woohoo!

I’ve been masking for so damn long, I’ve convinced myself I’m just fine.

A few quick resume writing tips: respect the Oxford comma, spell basic words correctly, know the difference between effect and affect, and know how spell your city correctly

There’s also been a revisit to changing Dulles International Airport to Donald J. Trump International Airport. Apparently that was introduced in March ‘24.

a woman in a yellow jacket is laughing in front of a blackboard with writing on it . ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is laughing in front of a blackboard with writing on it .

Needed a bit of nostalgia this weekend, and watched Clueless. May Cher Horowitz remind us all that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.