This kinda sums up how I feel about this draft class. Trade for picks before it’s too late!

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If you hear me yelling Death at the top of my lungs please don’t call the cops on me, I’m just listening to the Ride of the Rohirrim narrated by Andy Serkis.

Excuse me what?

🚨🚨🚨 Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald says he “just doesn’t know right now” if Kenneth Walker will be able to go.

Something to monitor.

If Zach Charbonnet is on your waiver wire it is time to go grab him now.

Early Slate Recap/Quick Takeaways for Week 13:

Thicccccc 6 Leo Williams!!!

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

My King is free!

Linger is a banger.

lol kickers continue their war against football in 2024

Daniels pulls off another miracle!

Some ESPN beat reporters to follow on here (more to come)

Dolphins: @ml-j.bsky.social

Vikings: @kevinseifert.bsky.social

Bucs: @jennalaine.bsky.social

Steelers: @bepryor.bsky.social

Packers: @robdemovsky.bsky.social

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A little under one hour until Week 12 kicks off, and I want to say that my first gameday on @bsky.app has been nothing short of amazing thus far!

Thank you for the follows, feedback, and general camaraderie on this app.

Fired coaches so far this season:
Robert Salah
Dennis Allen
Shane Waldron
Luke Getsy + other various Raiders O coordinators.
Special shout out to former Jets GM Joe Douglas

Who’s not coming back week 13?

As long as you have watched the extended editions of all three Lord of the Rings films we can be friends.

Stick a fork in the 9ers, they done done.

🆓🐴🐓🔒

Low key think Jameis was trying the Saquon reverse hurdle

I know it’s not going to happen because of the defenses that are playing tonight….
But a Russel Wilson Jameis Winston shootout would be so much freakin fun. We deserve it tbh.

Don’t forget to move those Thursday night players out of your flex spots! It's really important to give you that added flexibility in your fantasy football lineup later in the week.

I blame this on the Max Unger trade curse.

Talked about my favorite new app on TV today 😎

Hi @tonyreali.bsky.social!

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Officially official.

My first @bsky.app post.

JSN is WR 10.

6 WRs ranked ahead of him have not had their bye yet.

What you do with this info is up to you.

Here we go. Hoping this is a more enjoyable social media experience than the bird and one letter one was and is!

Better hurry then!!

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